How's this for an avatar?

[tiltboy]

Anyone care for more sauce on their spaghetti?

[scotnt73]

you are a sick, sick, man /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[namknils]

I like RollaJ's much better. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Simon Diamond]

Grim or what!

Simon

[GrannyMae]

Re: How's this for an avatar?


a thing of beauty TB.

listen not to these naysayers.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/0/instagib.gif

[Simon Diamond]

It's not as good as your gory smilies, that much I will say.

Simon

[SamJack]

I couldn't tell if it was Rush Rumbaugh(sp?) or Dr. Phill but either way I like it.

Sam

[tiltboy]

Alas, it is neither. It is a clip from an old sci-fi movie called Scanners. Interesting movie trivia about that scene from imdb: The exploding head scene was accomplished by filling a latex head with dog food and rabbit livers, and shooting it from behind with a 12-gauge shotgun.

Yummy!

[ChristinaB]

How many little bunnies gave up their lives for your picture?

http://www.ahsc.arizona.edu/uac/notes/rabbit-bunnies.jpg

[Cubswin]

lol.... that was funny stuff CB. welcome to the forum.

[El Barto]

Are you a PETA freak? /images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[GrannyMae]

Are you a PETA freak?


something wrong with that??

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edit: tiltboy = MS Snowturd

[prairieboy]

At first I thought that this was video of Phil Helmuth's reaction to losing with top pair when his opponent caught running 7's (Foxwoods), but then I noticed that your guy didn't have a hat.

[colgin]

Nice "Scanners" shot. I heard they were re-making this classic. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Jim Kuhn]

That reminds me - I need to meet my friend at the Chinese restaurant tomorrow!

[GrannyMae]

http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/takeout.JPG

[Jim Kuhn]

What the heck is THAT?

[GrannyMae]

What the heck is THAT?


THAT is fido.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/n/kotzen.gif

[DaPlaya]

It may be something that is served in the GrannyMae household of late, but I must say that is the most heinous .gif I have ever seen.

You are one sick broad. Discounting the fear of reprisal, I'll ask anyway. Was that shot taken in your wife's pantry? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[GrannyMae]

Discounting the fear of reprisal, I'll ask anyway. Was that shot taken in your wife's pantry?

i am going to maintain my best behaivor here, as the reprisals will be dealt with privately (read ---> you are screwed)

what i would like to address here is that NO, it has never and will never be served in my home.

now the sad part--->

trying to be more accurate in my response to catfish, i asked said spouse about this pic this morning.

she INSTANTLY said it was guanzeedkatigfujok (not what she actually said, but insert any non-pronounceable asian word here)

it scares me that it was instantly identified, it scared me that it was told to me as something she had consumed in the past, and it scared me because my meatballs have had a very gamey flavor since my nuptuals.

spouse says it is either salt cured chow-dog, or a chow-sharpeii mix that is popular with street vendors.

i have eaten my last meatball (or anything home cooked for that matter)
http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/__sleeping_dog_icon.gif
(stay away, lassie)

[krazyace5]

Wow, I had no idea GrannyMae was a guy.

[ChristinaB]

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Wow, I had no idea GrannyMae was a guy.

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Are you sure?

http://redeyes.ru/chapter2/ch2womanheart/lesbians.gif

[GrannyMae]

[ QUOTE ]
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Wow, I had no idea GrannyMae was a guy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Are you sure?

http://redeyes.ru/chapter2/ch2womanheart/lesbians.gif

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hmmm, bunny rabbits pics AND bisexual tendencies.

i think like you CB !! however, i am half expecting you to turn into a minion-troll any day now.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/suction.gif

[ChristinaB]

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hmmm, bunny rabbits pics AND bisexual tendencies.

i think like you CB !! however, i am half expecting you to turn into a minion-troll any day now.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/suction.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
We have enough of those already, please don't invite any more.

[ QUOTE ]
min·ion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mnyn)
n.
An obsequious follower or dependent; a sycophant.
A subordinate official.
One who is highly esteemed or favored; a darling.












troll v.,n. 1. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT. 2. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that the have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." 3. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking in dark cavelike corners.
Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See also Troll-O-Meter.

The use of `troll' in either sense is a live metaphor that readily produces elaborations and combining forms. For example, one not infrequently sees the warning "Do not feed the troll" as part of a followup to troll postings.



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ps- if anyone has favorite 2+2 threads, please go to this post (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=576480&page=&view=&sb =5&o=&vc=1)

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow, I had no idea GrannyMae was a guy.

[/ QUOTE ]

I put GM on having the nuts a long time ago. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[GrannyMae]

I put GM on having the nuts a long time ago


lol <----- (tough noogies homer)

good one Tim

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/k/turn.gif

[uuDevil]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
hmmm, bunny rabbits pics AND bisexual tendencies.

i think like you CB !! however, i am half expecting you to turn into a minion-troll any day now.

[/ QUOTE ]

We have enough of those already, please don't invite any more.

[/ QUOTE ]

CB seems rather more interesting than your typical minion/troll. Perhaps a mischievious nymph of some kind?

[GrannyMae]

Perhaps a mischievious nymph


OMFG!! you may be onto something!! the genetic puzzle fits.

mini-mae was the byproduct of a bottle of tequilla and broke, yet desparate railbird looking for a 1-2, 7stud buy-in (no ante).

i had to put mini up for adotion because this would have brought shame to my pure image.


HOWEVER, and this is the scary part... one of the male nurses, while giving me my hourly spongebath post delivery, muttered something about TWO babies.

could this be my long lost child? MINI!! you may have a sibling.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/ylinfant.gifhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/u/ylinfant.gif

hmmm, lemme' get the gang at www.polkamafia.com (http://www.polkamafia.com) on the case.

bbl

[ChristinaB]

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CB seems rather more interesting than your typical minion/troll. Perhaps a mischievious nymph of some kind?


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[ QUOTE ]
nymph ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nmf)
n.
Greek & Roman Mythology. Any of numerous minor deities represented as beautiful maidens inhabiting and sometimes personifying features of nature such as trees, waters, and mountains.





A girl, especially a beautiful one.

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Thank you - I am not called a beautiful minor deity everyday.

[uuDevil]

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HOWEVER, and this is the scary part...

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GrannyMae, I admire your ability to make so measured a choice....



[By the way, I enjoy your posts very much. I expect you will prevail against the banned ones. And I look forward to your upcoming WSOP contest.]

[uuDevil]

[ QUOTE ]
Thank you - I am not called a beautiful minor deity everyday.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well that's a shame. /images/graemlins/wink.gif


[Longshot: if you were a warrior, send me a pm. Else, I'll see you in the forums. /images/graemlins/grin.gif]

[ChristinaB]

[ QUOTE ]
hmmm, lemme' get the gang at www.polkamafia.com (http://www.polkamafia.com) on the case.

bbl



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Thanks for the link - that was new to me.