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joedot
03-01-2004, 01:37 PM
***** Hand History for Game 425259959 *****
1/2 TexasHTGameTable (Limit) - Mon Mar 01 12:32:44 EST 2004
Table Card Room Table 3614 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Cincinasti ( $57.25)
Seat 2: COR53367 ( $76)
Seat 3: gmblr24 ( $75.50)
Seat 4: bigbliz ( $80)
Seat 5: HyperX ( $17.25)
Seat 6: joedot ( $57.25)
joedot posts small blind (0.50)
Cincinasti posts big blind (1)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to joedot [ Qd, Qh ]
COR53367 folds.
gmblr24 folds.
bigbliz folds.
HyperX calls (1)
joedot raises (1.50) to 2
Cincinasti calls (1)
HyperX calls (1)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Qc, 6s, 5d ]
joedot bets (1)
Cincinasti calls (1)
HyperX calls (1)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Tc ]
joedot bets (2)
Cincinasti folds.
HyperX calls (2)
** Dealing River ** : [ Kc ]
joedot bets (2)
HyperX raises (4) to 4
joedot: you supid fking ahole
joedot calls (2)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $20 | Rake: $1
Board: [ Qc 6s 5d Tc Kc ]
Cincinasti balance $54.25, lost $3 (folded)
COR53367 balance $76, didn't bet (folded)
gmblr24 balance $75.50, didn't bet (folded)
bigbliz balance $80, didn't bet (folded)
HyperX balance $28.25, bet $9, collected $20, net +$11 [ Jh Ah ] [ a straight, ten to ace -- Ah,Kc,Qc,Jh,Tc ]
joedot balance $48.25, lost $9 [ Qd Qh ] [ three of a kind, queens -- Kc,Qd,Qh,Qc,Tc ]

joedot
03-01-2004, 01:38 PM
I kind of lost my temper

Homer
03-01-2004, 01:43 PM
Please post this stuff in another forum, as it doesn't belong here.

-- Homer

Mike Gallo
03-01-2004, 01:58 PM
Please post this stuff in another forum, as it doesn't belong here.

Did you start taking classes on how to act more assertive /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Homer
03-01-2004, 02:07 PM
Did you start taking classes on how to act more assertive

Shut up.

EDIT - Hope you knew that was a joke. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Joe Tall
03-01-2004, 02:17 PM
"joedot: you supid fking ahole"

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Welcome to the forum,
Joe Tall

Homer
03-01-2004, 02:24 PM
Welcome to the forum

I never understand why you say this to people with hundreds of posts, but I still think it's funny.

I want to hear the beach ball story...

-- Ho

Tosh
03-01-2004, 02:32 PM
Why post this ? If you want to go around losing your temper and being rude to people thats upto you, but are we supposed to be impressed or something ?

bisonbison
03-01-2004, 02:37 PM
Party Poker 1/2 Hold 'Em (6 handed) converter (http://www.stompandcrush.com/cgi-bin/hhparser.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
UTG folds, MP1 folds, CO folds, Button calls, Hero raises, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: (6 SB) Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
Hero bets, BB calls, Button calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) T/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="blue">(3 players)</font>
Hero bets, BB folds, Button calls.

River: (6.50 BB) K/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="blue">(2 players)</font>
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="white">
Button shows Jh Ah (straight, ace high).
Hero shows Qd Qh (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Button wins 10.50 BB. </font>

See, that wasn't too hard.

CrackerZack
03-01-2004, 02:57 PM
HOLY $HIT!!!! TOP SET BEAT BY RUNNER RUNNER STRAIGHT! ACTION FLOP!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!! PARTY POKER IS RIGGED TO HELP THE FISHES!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE FLUSHES OUT THERE!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES RLMFAO MEAN??? ARE YOU ROLLING LAUGHING??? OR IS IT REALLY LAUGHING??? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRANSLATE THIS??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE SUCKOUTS HAPPEN AT THE 1-2 LEVEL!!! SHOULDN'T THIS POST BE IN MICRO-LIMITS FORUM???

Joe Tall
03-01-2004, 03:10 PM
I never understand why you say this to people with hundreds of posts, but I still think it's funny

I can't help myself with post like this. It is a different kind of welcome when I respond this way.

I want to hear the beach ball story...

I should dig up the article I wrote to Men's Health magazine for a contest about funniest sports-related stories but we don't have a forum for it. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Peace,
Jo

Homer
03-01-2004, 03:18 PM
U 4GOT DA LOL! LOLOLOL!!!

-- Homer

p.s. - I am still the greatest player in the world as I am up 40 BB's in 34 minutes of playing today.

Nottom
03-01-2004, 04:26 PM
[ QUOTE ]
U 4GOT DA LOL! LOLOLOL!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

I think what you meant was:

"You forgot the I think I just shat my pants! I think I just shat my pants shat my pants shat my pants!!!"