02-10-2002, 05:23 PM
TO ALL YOU FAT HUMPS,
MASON HAS CREATED THIS FORUM SO I CAN ENTERTAIN ALL YOU PIGS WITH MY GREAT POKER STORIES SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I'M PLAYING 4-8 AT THE BELLAGIO AND POKERBABE TAKES THE SEAT TO MY LEFT. I SAY "WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY? DID YOU GET BUSTED AT THE BIGGER GAMES?" AND LAUGH. I GET DEALT JACK FIVE OFF SUIT AND DECIDE TO TEACH THIS SO CALLED MID LIMIT PLAYER HOW TO REALLY PLAY THE GAME. I RAISE. SHE ROLLS HER EYES AND RERAISES ME. I SMOOTH CALL. THE FLOP COMES KING NINE FIVE. I CHECK, SHE BETS AND I CHECK RAISE HER SAYING "ACE KING NO GOOD, HONEY" SHE CALLS. THE TURNS BRINGS AN ACE AND I BET RIGHT INTO HER. SHE RAISES AND I COME OVER THE TOP. SHE CALLS. THE RIVER CARD COMES ANOTHER FIVE. I BET AND SHE STUPIDLY CALLS ME. I TAKE IT DOWN AND SHE TRYS TO ELICIT SYMPATHY FROM ME BY SHOWING HER ACE KING. I TELL HER SHE DOESN'T BELONG IN THE SAME GAME WITH JOEY. LATER THAT NIGHT WE BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER IN THE PARKING GARAGE. I TELL HER SHE SHOULD PROBABLY BE PLAYING 2-4 OR LOWER IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE HER ENTIRE BANKROLL. THEN SHE SMACKED ME ACROSS THE HEAD AND KICKED ME IN THE GROIN. NEXT THING I KNEW SHE HAD ME BENT OVER THE BACK OF A CAR AND WAS UNDRESSING ME. I'LL HAVE TO PUT THIS NEXT PART DELICATELY- I THEN DISTINCLY FELT MYSELF BEING PENATRATED BY A PLASTIC FOREIGN OBJECT. WHEN SHE WAS DONE, SHE SAYS "WHO'S COMING OVER THE TOP NOW". I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO CALL MYSELF JOEYBITCH FROM NOW ON. I'VE GOT THE LAST LAUGH THOUGH. I'VE GOT HER MONEY. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.
MASON HAS CREATED THIS FORUM SO I CAN ENTERTAIN ALL YOU PIGS WITH MY GREAT POKER STORIES SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. I'M PLAYING 4-8 AT THE BELLAGIO AND POKERBABE TAKES THE SEAT TO MY LEFT. I SAY "WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY? DID YOU GET BUSTED AT THE BIGGER GAMES?" AND LAUGH. I GET DEALT JACK FIVE OFF SUIT AND DECIDE TO TEACH THIS SO CALLED MID LIMIT PLAYER HOW TO REALLY PLAY THE GAME. I RAISE. SHE ROLLS HER EYES AND RERAISES ME. I SMOOTH CALL. THE FLOP COMES KING NINE FIVE. I CHECK, SHE BETS AND I CHECK RAISE HER SAYING "ACE KING NO GOOD, HONEY" SHE CALLS. THE TURNS BRINGS AN ACE AND I BET RIGHT INTO HER. SHE RAISES AND I COME OVER THE TOP. SHE CALLS. THE RIVER CARD COMES ANOTHER FIVE. I BET AND SHE STUPIDLY CALLS ME. I TAKE IT DOWN AND SHE TRYS TO ELICIT SYMPATHY FROM ME BY SHOWING HER ACE KING. I TELL HER SHE DOESN'T BELONG IN THE SAME GAME WITH JOEY. LATER THAT NIGHT WE BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER IN THE PARKING GARAGE. I TELL HER SHE SHOULD PROBABLY BE PLAYING 2-4 OR LOWER IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE HER ENTIRE BANKROLL. THEN SHE SMACKED ME ACROSS THE HEAD AND KICKED ME IN THE GROIN. NEXT THING I KNEW SHE HAD ME BENT OVER THE BACK OF A CAR AND WAS UNDRESSING ME. I'LL HAVE TO PUT THIS NEXT PART DELICATELY- I THEN DISTINCLY FELT MYSELF BEING PENATRATED BY A PLASTIC FOREIGN OBJECT. WHEN SHE WAS DONE, SHE SAYS "WHO'S COMING OVER THE TOP NOW". I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO CALL MYSELF JOEYBITCH FROM NOW ON. I'VE GOT THE LAST LAUGH THOUGH. I'VE GOT HER MONEY. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.