DrPhysic
02-25-2004, 01:53 AM
OK, here I am. You had to wait for the report on today’s SNG because of two things. One was a Spurs NBA game tonight that took me away for a while, the other was that part two of today’s report took a little time to edit. I hope you like it.
Part 1 is the standard game report.
Congrats to ByronKincaid on winning!
Please post your good hands, bad hands, and ??? hands as usual.
PokerStars Tournament #1060673, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
18 players
Total Prize Pool: $180.00
Tournament started - 2004/02/24 - 15:03:31 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2004/02/24 - 17:01:11 (ET)
1: ByronKincaid (Carshalton), $72.00 (40%)
2: tbdjr (Pompano Beach), $54.00 (30%)
3: spike_tt (Swindon), $36.00 (20%)
4: Shub314 (Victoria), $18.00 (10%)
5: CrisBrown (Wesley Chapel),
6: HelmetSky (Ramat-Gan),
7: DrPhysic (San Antonio),
8: Stone_Eyes (Bangor),
9: Rhonda B (New York City),
10: pvl000 (Troy),
11: KURN (Cranston),
12: TBONE747 (STOCKTON),
13: knightsofnee (Buckhurst Hill),
14: thomastem (Marengo),
15: lordphoenix (Columbus),
16: Bluff1 (Salem),
17: bdond (throckmorton),
18: malogen (darlington),
Part 2 is the complete chat line commentary from each of the first two tables plus the final table.
Laughing until it hurts not the responsibility of the management.
Subject: PokerStars Hand History Tournament 1060673
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 16:42:34 -0500
Tournament #1060673, Hold'em No Limit
Table 1
ByronKincaid said, "hi guys"
pvl000 said, "howdy all"
Rhonda B said, "lol"
Shub314 said, "anyone at this table not 2+2?"
Stone_Eyes said, "vnh"
pvl000 said, "2+2?"
pvl000 said, "=4"
Shub314 said, "there's one"
Bluff1 said, "Rhonda all the sit n goes I have played with you in and I never knew"
Rhonda B said, "lord P, are you 2+2?"
pvl000 said, "you guys aren't those pattern mapping freaks dominating the party tables are you?"
Bluff1 said, "LMAO"
Rhonda B said, "no, we're into wife swopping ..."
Shub314 said, "lol. exactly"
Stone_Eyes said, "no just freaks"
lordphoenix said, "i have no idea what the hell you are talking about"
Bluff1 said, "I heard they closed down trnys because of those pattern map"
pvl000 said, "cool toss the keys in the middle"
pvl000 said, "is it ok if i have two sets of keys?"
Shub314 said, "that's only half the story"
Rhonda B said, "bluff ... there's no such thing as pattern maps"
Shub314 said, "sure (wink wink)"
Bluff1 said, "what columbus are you from lord?"
Rhonda B said, "lol"
pvl000 said, "right rhondsa"
lordphoenix said, "keep those chips warm hun ill be coming for them soon"
pvl000 said, "next you';ll tell me there's no russian mafia either"
Rhonda B said, ";o)"
Rhonda B said, "pvl, there IS a Russian mob ... I know, 'cause I'm in it ..."
Rhonda B said, ":o)"
pvl000 said, " know there is cause party's still fed up"
pvl000 said, "an you get your guys to back off a bit so i can pay my rent"
lordphoenix said, "riseing from the ashes again"
Rhonda B said, "lol ... so why are you wasting your time here?"
pvl000 said, "im here for the company"
Bluff1 said, "nh"
Rhonda B said, "nh, stoneii"
Stone_Eyes said, "this is going in my report - McM (aka hun!!!)ty"
pvl000 said, "is there any way to get the dealer messages out of the chat window?"
Bluff1 said, "click on the chips"
pvl000 said, "ahh"
pvl000 said, "much better"
pvl000 said, "i am so uncomfortable here"
Rhonda B said, "dealer's got a bad BO, pvl?"
pvl000 said, "now if these damn windows would stop popping up when i minimize them i might be happy"
pvl000 said, "no just dont like the interface"
Shub314 said, "gg"
Rhonda B said, "!!"
Stone_Eyes said, "gg bluff - unlucky"
Stone_Eyes said, "surprise - ty"
Rhonda B said, "surprise here as well /images/graemlins/blush.gif)"
lordphoenix said, "ty for not calling"
Stone_Eyes said, "nh"
lordphoenix said, "ty"
ByronKincaid said, "vnh"
lordphoenix said, "i think i mite have bet to much though"
Stone_Eyes said, "u know i knew u'd do that - but i still couldn't stop myself /images/graemlins/smile.gif"
Rhonda B said, ":o)"
Rhonda B said, "nah, you had to, stoneii ..."
Rhonda B said, "Cris is still in! I haven't seen that before!"
pvl000 said, "lol"
Stone_Eyes said, "snap - i said it first - pass the chips - oh sorry that's sunday game with kids"
Rhonda B said, "wow, come back, lord P! Do it now!"
Rhonda B said, "yeah!"
Rhonda B said, "oh ..."
Rhonda B said, "gg"
lordphoenix said, "lol"
Stone_Eyes said, "gg"
lordphoenix [observer] said, "oh well"
Shub314 said, "gg"
lordphoenix [observer] said, "gl everyone"
Rhonda B said, "ty"
lordphoenix [observer] said, "pleasure as always"
Stone_Eyes said, "ty u2"
Rhonda B said, "Hi, Dr!"
DrPhysic said, "hi stoneii, how the H*** did i get on last table?"
Rhonda B said, "you didn't, Dr ..."
Rhonda B said, ":o)"
Stone_Eyes said, "u didn't u were moved ;-)"
DrPhysic said, "oh not, just moved"
pvl000 said, "gg"
Rhonda B said, "we're still at 13 .."
knightsofnee [observer] said, "nh"
DrPhysic said, "I'm not out yet!"
Stone_Eyes said, "gg knight"
Stone_Eyes said, "btw Doc - Rhonda has a new name /images/graemlins/smile.gif))))))"
Rhonda B said, "but thanks for filling that ugly hole between stoneii & brad, Dr!"
DrPhysic said, "????"
pvl000 said, "can we spread out"
pvl000 said, "this tables gonna tip over"
Rhonda B said, "lol, stoneii, the other night in a $30 single table I almost got at date with a Brooklyn guy, /images/graemlins/blush.gif)"
DrPhysic said, "that's because rhonda and pv have all the $"
pvl000 said, "i dont think thats a good thing"
pvl000 said, "the date with the brooklyn guy that is"
Rhonda B said, "I guess my wife wouldn't like it too much, lol"
Stone_Eyes said, "lady McM of phoenix has a certain quality !!!"
Rhonda B said, "phoenix? What's that about?"
DrPhysic said, "what's this about rhonda's new name?"
Stone_Eyes said, "lordphoenix"
Stone_Eyes said, "lord phoenix referred to McM as hun Doc"
pvl000 said, "rhonda, i didnt call because i think you must have hit the allin button by mistake"
Rhonda B said, "that's soooo courtious!"
pvl000 said, "no problem"
pvl000 said, "next time just ask me not to steal your blinds"
Rhonda B said, "eh, where exactly is the all-in button?"
pvl000 said, "lol"
Stone_Eyes said, "is this NL ????"
DrPhysic said, "What did I do to P*** in your post toasties, Poker God?"
Shub314 said, "who me?"
Shub314 said, "lol"
Shub314 said, "Oh sorry, I am just used to thinking of MYSELF as the poker god"
Stone_Eyes said, "stop thief"
DrPhysic said, "thanks a lot"
DrPhysic said, "AA"
pvl000 said, "better rhonda?"
Rhonda B said, ":o)"
Stone_Eyes said, "27 should i call???"
DrPhysic said, "n steal pv"
pvl000 said, "AA again"
Shub314 said, "min raise almost lured me in"
DrPhysic said, "do you ever get anything but big pairs?"
Stone_Eyes said, "shub - i'm more your poker cod type if i were truthful"
pvl000 said, "AKs occasionally"
Rhonda B said, "n1, dr"
Shub314 said, "nh"
DrPhysic said, "ty"
Stone_Eyes said, "nh"
Rhonda B said, "eh ..."
Rhonda B said, "why do I never get them on the button, why?"
pvl000 said, "karma?"
DrPhysic said, "you don't bluff worth a dam shub"
Rhonda B said, "when desperation meats panic ...."
Shub314 said, "lol"
Shub314 said, "I guess I do"
DrPhysic said, "no i meant when i bluff"
Shub314 said, "oh"
Shub314 said, "lol"
Rhonda B said, "gh,"
Rhonda B said, "guess I misplayed that one"
Shub314 said, "nh"
DrPhysic said, "ty"
Stone_Eyes said, "hard to spot - vnh Doc"
Stone_Eyes said, "so was yours McM"
Rhonda B said, "no, I had him ... I just wanted pvl to call ..."
DrPhysic said, "hidden well when all i'v had for an hour is 32o"
Rhonda B said, "g1, Dr"
Stone_Eyes said, "again?"
Stone_Eyes said, "what i got then pepe's - save me posting it lol"
Rhonda B said, ".... well, I didn't want a single A to call there, stoneii ..."
Stone_Eyes said, "nah PP 88"
Rhonda B said, "Oh! So I actually had you, dang!"
Stone_Eyes said, "i'm getting beat up again"
Rhonda B said, "you outlasted me last time, didn't you stoneii?"
DrPhysic said, "ty stoneii"
DrPhysic said, "4455"
Stone_Eyes said, "did I - not into money anyway - think i was 8th"
Rhonda B said, "nah, then you did not ..."
DrPhysic said, "nb McM"
Stone_Eyes said, "nh Doc"
Rhonda B said, "ty"
DrPhysic said, "ty"
Rhonda B said, "Hey, Dr, you're ranking higher than I even though we have the same stack!"
Rhonda B said, "gl, stoneii"
Stone_Eyes said, "ty"
DrPhysic said, "how do you figure that McM"
Rhonda B said, "look at the board"
Shub314 said, "he's alphabetically superior"
DrPhysic said, "dam i folded 2 ducks"
Rhonda B said, "lol, nh, stoneii"
pvl000 said, "nh"
Stone_Eyes said, "ty"
Rhonda B said, "wow, I need that break now, lol ....."
Rhonda B said, "nh, Dr.!"
REFER BELOW TO FINAL TABLE->
Subject: PokerStars Hand History Request - Tournament 1060673
Date: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 4:24 PM
Tournament #1060673, Hold'em No Limit
Table 2
DrPhysic said, "who me?"
CrisBrown said, "Doc, that wasn't a double ... it was a quintuple ... geez ... do I have to explain that again???"
DrPhysic said, "I'd have to borrow thomastem's donkey to explain that play"
CrisBrown said, "lololol"
thomastem said, "lmao"
CrisBrown said, "So these two dyslexics walked into a bra...."
thomastem said, "a bra???? ROF"
KURN said, "you mean like the dyslexic atheist insomniac?"
CrisBrown said, "There is no dog?"
KURN said, "Stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog"
CrisBrown said, "Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!"
spike_tt said, "Dyslexia is an anagram of Daily Sex you know."
CrisBrown said, "spike, what are the three stages of marriage?"
DrPhysic said, "someday I'm going to publish just the chat lines from one of these."
Shub314 [observer] said, "that is a good idea"
spike_tt said, "I've no idea, I'm only on the second stage."
CrisBrown said, "(1) tri-weekly; (2) try weekly; (3) try weakly."
Shub314 [observer] said, "Cris's story on the weekend would have been good"
CrisBrown said, "gotta love those orangutans, Brad"
thomastem said, "After 10 years what's the difference between a job and a spouse?"
Shub314 [observer] said, "lol"
KURN said, "the job still sucks"
spike_tt said, "Are we all 2+2 tonight?"
DrPhysic said, "three on other table 1 here that i'm not sure about"
jasonHoldEm [observer] said, "I always miss the fun"
malogen [observer] said, "ouch"
DrPhysic said, "malogen was the one here"
CrisBrown said, "I folded AJ"
thomastem said, "nh"
CrisBrown said, "okay, tbd...."
CrisBrown said, "slide those chips over one chair please...."
DrPhysic said, "nh kurn"
KURN said, "I've seen a lot of Q8 in the SB lately"
KURN said, "ty"
CrisBrown said, "Iglatz frabbozich, Kurn."
HelmetSky said, "oh, you speak chech?"
KURN said, "that doesn't look like Klingon"
KURN said, "I only know about 6 phrases anyway"
DrPhysic said, "no she doesn't speak czech, only raze"
HelmetSky said, "lol"
CrisBrown said, "lol"
CrisBrown said, "Well, I don't know Klingon, so I make up other words instead."
KURN said, "majQa'"
CrisBrown said, "Some days I barely know English...."
DrPhysic said, "where's William? usually plays this game."
CrisBrown said, "Oh ... speaking of ... William and I had a nice talk, and we both felt really bad about how things went down."
DrPhysic said, "Dear poker god, Are we gonna have another one of these days?"
CrisBrown said, "And we're being civil and courteous now ... nice to be able to disagree
without being disagreeable."
DrPhysic said, "good cris, because a lot of us like you both."
KURN said, "creative dissonance"
DrPhysic said, "is that diplomatic klingon for a knock down drag out war?"
CrisBrown said, "why did I know another club was gonna fall there...."
KURN said, "diplomatic Klingon - now there's an oxymoron"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "another stong showing for bluff1 good game all /images/graemlins/smile.gif"
CrisBrown said, "sorry, Bluff"
DrPhysic said, "i presume u could beat A hi"
KURN said, "I could"
CrisBrown said, "heck, I could beat Ace-high, Doc...."
DrPhysic said, "hard as hell to bluff kurn"
spike_tt said, "Does anyone else here play differently in these games than in a run-of-the-mill SNG ?"
CrisBrown said, "Somewhat ... not much."
Shub314 [observer] said, "definitely"
DrPhysic said, "yeah, usually i pay attention to poker instead of LMFAO at the chat line"
spike_tt said, "I definately find myself making adjustments for the fact that you're all 2+2..."
CrisBrown said, "This is actually kinda loose to me."
ByronKincaid [observer] said, "i lose more here"
Shub314 [observer] said, "lol. losing is my biggest adjustment here also"
CrisBrown said, "So who has AK and who has KQ?"
KURN said, "K? What K?"
HelmetSky said, "k???"
KURN said, "get your fix"
KURN said, "on route 66"
CrisBrown said, "que?"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "route 66 screwed me about 5 mins ago /images/graemlins/smile.gif"
DrPhysic said, "Bluff, was your money deader than mine again?"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "Yes it was /images/graemlins/smile.gif"
DrPhysic said, "bluff, i thought we agreed it was my turn to be the dead money."
CrisBrown said, "88"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "well things are going well on the other table"
DrPhysic said, "nonononono, folded Kh9c, woulda boated!"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "I'm getting cursed /images/graemlins/frown.gif"
CrisBrown said, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your sister's underwear."
CrisBrown said, "That kind of curse?"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "I have no sister so no"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "Bluff you lucky son of ******** more of that type of curse"
CrisBrown said, "I'm getting the "Thou shalt have no hand higher than duece high" kind of curse."
DrPhysic said, "oops"
Bluff1 [observer] said, "lol cris"
DrPhysic said, "n reraise tbone"
CrisBrown said, "even at 7:1, my hand was an underdog...."
CrisBrown said, "I think you probably had me, tbd ... not sure tho."
CrisBrown said, "you need more big pairs, tbd ... hard to survive on just AA and KK every third hand."
KURN said, "stuck in the BB with a hand I normally would've folded"
HelmetSky said, "yeah, he needs some small suited connectors"
DrPhysic said, "pair? what's a pair?"
CrisBrown said, "He only had QQ that time."
CrisBrown said, "I've seen better hands at an arthritis seminar."
CrisBrown said, "gg thomas"
thomastem [observer] said, "gg"
HelmetSky said, "gg"
HelmetSky said, "vvnh"
CrisBrown said, "I should've raised, not that it would've mattered."
CrisBrown said, "Except I could've gotten on to work."
CrisBrown said, "you had me beat, Kurn"
CrisBrown said, "gg"
KURN said, "gg"
HelmetSky said, "gg KURN"
Rhonda B said, "gg, pvl"
HelmetSky said, "hi again"
pvl000 [observer] said, "nh gg"
DrPhysic said, "hi"
Stone_Eyes said, "gg pv"
DrPhysic said, "gg pv"
HelmetSky said, "hey stone"
REFER BELOW TO FINAL TABLE->
Subject: PokerStars Hand History Request - Tournament 1060673
Date: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 4:24 PM
Tournament #1060673, Hold'em No Limit
Final Table
Stone_Eyes said, "lol - runner runner runner needed with only 2 cards"
CrisBrown said, "hey ... that could happen on this site, Stoney!"
DrPhysic said, "I don;t know what i did to PO the Poker God."
Rhonda B said, "arg ... what is it, sklansky says ... your last chips are the most precious ... lol"
Stone_Eyes said, "of course - forgot the 78% rule"
Rhonda B said, "the 78% rule, what's that, stoneii?"
Stone_Eyes said, "78% of all-ins here are won by underdog /images/graemlins/smile.gif"
Rhonda B said, "that will soon be me, lol"
Stone_Eyes said, "think in truth it was Williams comment"
CrisBrown said, "I thought that was up to 123% now....."
Stone_Eyes said, "lol"
DrPhysic said, "it was. he was bemoaning the 78% rule on wednesday."
Stone_Eyes said, "Helmet - you're very quiet"
HelmetSky said, "yep, you type so fast!!"
Stone_Eyes said, "but I think slow"
Rhonda B said, "now, first to get BIG blind, that's really UNFAIR, lol"
Shub314 said, "Can I bet lower. Is that allowed?"
HelmetSky said, "i can't really type too fast english"
CrisBrown said, "That's okay, P.M. A lot of us read slow."
HelmetSky said, "lol"
DrPhysic said, "yeah, but most of us can only type in one language."
Rhonda B said, "oooh"
Rhonda B said, "life sucks"
ByronKincaid said, "sy"
Stone_Eyes said, "78%"
CrisBrown said, "gg"
HelmetSky said, "gg"
Shub314 said, "gg"
Rhonda B [observer] said, "gg, gl guys & dolls, lol"
Stone_Eyes said, "gg Rhonda"
Rhonda B [observer] said, "cya next week!"
DrPhysic said, "gg McM"
HelmetSky said, "stacks are close today"
Stone_Eyes said, "u mean - hey stone what u still doing here /images/graemlins/smile.gif"
CrisBrown said, "much closer than I like."
CrisBrown said, "At this point I like to have about 9500 chips"
Stone_Eyes said, "ahhhh"
CrisBrown said, "gg Stoney"
HelmetSky said, "gg stone"
ByronKincaid said, "gg stone"
DrPhysic said, "cris is bragging about her big stack"
Shub314 said, "gg"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "8th again - gl all"
CrisBrown said, "ummmmmm ... what big stack?"
DrPhysic said, "wait till u get a bigpair, then we'll continue this discussion"
CrisBrown said, "The last big pair I had was two days ago ... KK ... and the flop was A-A-Q. Buh-bye, KK...."
Shub314 said, "yesterday I lost with KK vs KK"
HelmetSky said, "ouch!!"
HelmetSky said, "you mean his were suited? ;-)"
Shub314 said, "yeah. $100 NL game. sad"
Shub314 said, "$200+ pot"
CrisBrown said, "Even at 6:1 I didn't have odds to call."
DrPhysic said, "bad guess"
CrisBrown said, "gg Doc"
Shub314 said, "gg"
ByronKincaid said, "gg"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "no, but thanks anyway"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "i played in a local small B&M last night ($20 buy-in equivalent - unlimited rebuys 1st hour). My AKs was busted with J4o call - My AA was busted with K7o call - my PP was busted with lower PP call - lovely /images/graemlins/smile.gif"
ByronKincaid said, "good call"
Shub314 said, "nah. you were favorite"
CrisBrown said, "I'll go on the record right now saying I most likely won't make the money in this."
ByronKincaid said, "oh well this is best ive done here"
Shub314 said, "though I probably did have odds to call"
Poker Jon [observer] said, "good luck all - sorry i couldnt play tonight"
CrisBrown said, "thanks, Jon"
CrisBrown said, "no way I make the money"
Shub314 said, "that's the spirit"
CrisBrown said, "No way whatever."
CrisBrown said, "Can't steal because any hand I play has to be all-in and not a single hand worth being all-in on."
ByronKincaid said, "played a guy last night went all in 3 out of every 4 hands when blinds got big very hard to play against"
CrisBrown said, "well, it's kinda hard to do that with 24o every damn hand."
Shub314 said, "gg PM"
ByronKincaid said, "gg praying"
HelmetSky [observer] said, "gg"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "I hate playing against that guy until the first time i catch TT or better."
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "gg helmet"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "gg PM"
HelmetSky [observer] said, "thx all"
CrisBrown said, "I'll just bleed out rather than call with Q7o"
ByronKincaid said, "u always call if its me!"
Shub314 said, "I think so"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "yes"
Shub314 said, "lol"
ByronKincaid said, "gg"
ByronKincaid said, "whoops"
Shub314 said, "I agree, this has been a good game"
CrisBrown said, "not to me it hasn"
CrisBrown said, "hasn"
CrisBrown said, "hasn't"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "cris does not go down easy"
Shub314 said, "not what I heard"
ByronKincaid said, "lol"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "I meant in chips"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "thought about that just after i entered it"
HelmetSky [observer] said, "gg cris"
CrisBrown [observer] said, "was only a matter of time"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "gg Cris"
Shub314 said, "gg cris."
CrisBrown [observer] said, "can't win with that trash and it's all I got for the last hour"
CrisBrown [observer] said, "I won't even say thank you, because it was NOT a good game at all at all."
CrisBrown [observer] said, "I bled out from 2nd place absolutely frigging cold-decked."
Shub314 said, "oh well. good playing with you anyways"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "how do you think i got here?"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "hey - there's a few here on the rail ya know - lol"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "anybody on the rail from table 2 with cris?"
HelmetSky [observer] said, "yea doc"
HelmetSky [observer] said, "u want me to send you HH?"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "yes he does Helmet - thanx"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "yes"
HelmetSky [observer] said, "ok"
Shub314 said, "gg"
ByronKincaid said, "gg"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "gg shub"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "gg shub"
Shub314 [observer] said, "good tourney Byron"
Shub314 [observer] said, "I'm rooting for you now"
ByronKincaid said, "its u guys who teach me ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
ByronKincaid said, "gg"
spike_tt [observer] said, "gg guys!"
DrPhysic [observer] said, "would one of you d/l hand history when this is
over and e-mail to me, pls?"
ByronKincaid said, "yep"
ByronKincaid said, "u wrote ur email here yeah?"
ByronKincaid said, "cool"
Stone_Eyes [observer] said, "str8 flush - hard 2 beat - you're buyin the beer tb for best hand of the night!!"
HelmetSky [observer] said, "i've never reached 1000/2000 blinds here."
HelmetSky [observer] said, "HU it was always over at the 600/1200"
Seat 1: ByronKincaid (button) (small blind) showed [Kc 4c] and won (20456)
with a pair of Aces
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