Ray Zee
01-23-2004, 04:27 PM
i found this on the net-
bush has found a new element on the moon. it is called administratium. and maybe this expalins alot of things
New Element Discovered . . called ... Administratium. A major research
institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet
known to science. This new element has been tentatively named
"Administratium."
Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and
111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that
Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"Critical Morass."
bush has found a new element on the moon. it is called administratium. and maybe this expalins alot of things
New Element Discovered . . called ... Administratium. A major research
institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet
known to science. This new element has been tentatively named
"Administratium."
Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and
111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that
Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"Critical Morass."