calling all haters!

[daryn]

ok.. it seems like i have to do this every once in a while. anyone who has a beef with me, just bring it on and we can see what's what instead of posting in random threads about me.

i had to post this one after i came across a post vehn made about me being a "rounders kid" and "poker punk", which is pretty funny i guess. i guess he harbors some resentment towards me because one time i suggested he toss AJo under the gun in full handed party 15-30 instead of raising. silly me /images/graemlins/frown.gif

so if anyone has something to say, let's do it! we can have a nice thread with intelligent discussion coming from at least one half (me) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ted Geisel]

Okay, daryn .... your posts have made me snort diet coke out of my nose all over my keyboard

[William]

I want to complain about your trip report, I got all jealous aofyou beeing in LV and now I am soon going to spend a lot of money to go to Vegas myself, and it is all your fault /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[daryn]

hehe.. sorry, yeah vegas was so nice, i'm going back in march. hopefully i won't lose it all back right? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[William]

Hopefully not, but try to find something ugly to write about. That way I can stop dreaming about it /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[goodguy_1]

I'm mad at you because you're still eating that same god damn burrito for the past 6 months /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[BottlesOf]

Better to be a Rounders kid than a WPT kid, right? By now, you should've gained some meaningful experience /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Just kidding, I like your posts, and I respect what you have to say.

[Losing all]

I thought it was a dorrito, and I'm bitter about it too. I got the munchies, and no chips.

[daryn]

yeah you're right, it's a nacho chip,.. the burrito was in the old pic from www.annastaqueria.com (http://www.annastaqueria.com) ...

thanks for the support guys but the haters will be out soon..

[Vehn]

I'm just jealous that you got to do a very hot sex scene with Salma Hayek in 1995. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[daryn]

i wish, she is one of my all time favorites..

where is your signature from.. i seem to remember it from somewhere

also where is the hate?

[dm34]

Donnie Darko

[rusty JEDI]

yeah you're right, it's a nacho chip,.. the burrito was in the old pic

The tell tale sign is that it is very difficult to eat a taco without looking at it. Assuming its a hard shell taco.

[RollaJ]

[ QUOTE ]
The tell tale sign is that it is very difficult to eat a taco without looking at it

[/ QUOTE ]

I've been known to eat the taco in a totally dark room. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Festus22]

Alright. Busting on my ESP post was awful but since I already knew what you were going to say, it wasn't so bad.

And when are we going to hear on how tensor transformations, complex conjugates and complex Fourier transforms can be used to determine if you should raise or call with K-Qo in the CO after 3 limpers?

[GuyOnTilt]

where is your signature from.. i seem to remember it from somewhere.

"I'll tell you what he did! He told me to forceably insert the Lifeline card into my anus!!"

GoT

[bigpooch]

I was just looking through 2+2 today, hoping to find some
entertainment, and your thread really sucks! Not even one
major hater! Keep up the good work, and don't worry if you
aren't making more than 2 BBs/table/hour!

[Lori]

Looks like you couldn't even get this right /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Lori

[thomastem]

Daryn if you want true hate you won't find it in the Zoo.

If you want to mix it up with your detractors post in SS and title your post something like, "So you wanna flame me? Bring it on." or if you just want a fight name the post "Grey Poupon Sucks and animals are cool!"

Hope this helps.

[WalleyeJason]

I've been known to eat the taco in a totally dark room.

Lights on or lights off, dosent matter to me...

[superleeds]

thanks for that. I always thought it was just a slab of cheese. Some gouda with the red bits taken of would be nice next time, or maybe you can start a competion, 'Guess Daryn's cheese and win an all expenses paid trip to LV. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Lazymeatball]

You want hate?

In that case I must say that your pic is the only known instance in history of a camera subtracting 80 lbs.

[lostinthought]

lol - I noticed that difference between the two pictures - the one on that taqueria webpage, and the current...

i guess mine isn't any better..

[crockpot]

it seems like so much fun to hate you. how about making some derogatory comment towards half-japanese people? that would get me fired up real nice.

[Ulysses]

***** Hand History for Game 351564127 *****
10/20 TexasHTGameTable (Limit) - Sat Jan 24 20:16:09 EST 2004
Table Going Pro (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Player1 ( $114.50)
Seat 2: Player2 ( $600)
Seat 3: Player3 ( $807)
Seat 4: akshawnd ( $865)
Seat 5: Player5 ( $263)
Seat 6: FoxyPlayer ( $276)
Player3 posts small blind (5)
akshawnd posts big blind (10)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to akshawnd [ Ks, Kd ]
Player5 folds.
FoxyPlayer raises (20) to 20
Player1 calls (20)
Player2 folds.
Player3 folds.
akshawnd raises (20) to 30
FoxyPlayer calls (10)
Player1 calls (10)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Kc, Qs, 9d ]
akshawnd bets (10)
FoxyPlayer raises (20) to 20
Player1 calls (20)
akshawnd raises (20) to 30
FoxyPlayer raises (20) to 40
Player1 calls (20)
akshawnd calls (10)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Js ]
akshawnd bets (20)
FoxyPlayer calls (20)
Player1 raises (40) to 40
akshawnd raises (40) to 60
FoxyPlayer calls (40)
Player1 calls (4.50)
Player1 calls all-In.
Creating Main Pot with $346.50 with Player1
** Dealing River ** : [ 9s ]
akshawnd bets (20)
FoxyPlayer: here we go
FoxyPlayer raises (40) to 40
akshawnd raises (40) to 60
FoxyPlayer: i gotta donate
FoxyPlayer calls (20)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $346.50 | Side Pot 1: $151 | Rake: $2
Board: [ Kc Qs 9d Js 9s ]
Player1 balance $0, lost $114.50 [ As Ts ] [ a flush, ace high -- As,Qs,Js,Ts,9s ]
Player2 balance $600, didn't bet (folded)
Player3 balance $802, lost $5 (folded)
akshawnd balance $1172.50, bet $190, collected $497.50, net +$307.50 [ Ks Kd ] [ a full house, Kings full of nines -- Ks,Kd,Kc,9d,9s ]
Player5 balance $263, didn't bet (folded)
FoxyPlayer balance $86, lost $190 [ 9h Qh ] [ a full house, Nines full of queens -- Qh,Qs,9h,9d,9s ]

In his defense, when daryn sat down he said something like "I'm just messing around a bit today." I feel kind of bad (OK, not really) for the guy who turned the nuts w/ royal flush redraw.

[daryn]

yea today is my silly day. you had yours a little while back i reckon /images/graemlins/wink.gif

too bad i hit the flop

[symphonic]

I hate that I do not have your ability to win at HE so damn much. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[daryn]

i'm not sure what you mean by this.. but i can really only assume you're serious, and i wish you luck in the future /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Ulysses]

[ QUOTE ]
yea today is my silly day. you had yours a little while back i reckon /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, sometimes I play online when I'm drunk and sometimes I just play like crap. Rarely if ever do I purposefully set out to have a "silly day," but many turn out that way.

[Redhot_man]

What was so silly about the way he played that hand?

[Ulysses]

I was just posting that for fun as there's not much worth talking about in the hand. But since you ask, the silliest thing he did in that hand is call my turn 3-bet.

[astroglide]

i got so sick of staring at your stupid avatar that i disabled them on the site altogether. the 'i don't know, i guess i'm a hungry guy' response to why you use it was lame as well.

[Gamblor]

I'm a little concerned about the pre-flop 3-bet with ATs

Easy fold, IMO.

[Gamblor]

As long as the lettuce has been cut out nicely.

[Gamblor]

I'm totally lost.

Calling 3 cold with ATs. And as far as daryn goes, he is foxy.