What is the Zoo?

[Redhotman]

What is the "zoo"? in hear alot of idiots on here talking about it.

[ramjam]

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What is the "zoo"? in hear alot of idiots on here talking about it.

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I'm not sure but we may have spotted another idiot talking about it.

[tiltboy]

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What is the "zoo"? in hear alot of idiots on here talking about it.

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I /images/graemlins/heart.gif irony.

[happyjaypee]

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got evrything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease

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-Happy /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Jim Kuhn]

lol - this is a classic. Nice one.

[kdog]

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Welcome to the jungle
We got fun 'n' games
We got evrything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease


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Yeah, that pretty much sums it up jaypee. I love it! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Losing all]

Thanks for not making this one a "MUST READ". I read it anyway, but didn't fell I had to.

[bigpooch]

Great Guns 'N Roses tune in an album that must surely be on
any music afficionado's top 100 list!

When I was doing so well at a poker table, I remember saying
this at the table: "It's so easy easy when everybody's
trying to please me, baby!". I was simply responding to
someone who commented on how many chips I was collecting!

But I must say, I prefer listening to Miles Davis' Kind of
Blue or the Brandenburg Concertos (like especially #3) when
playing poker online. Great artists to listen to while
mouse clicking: U2, Beatles, Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Pink
Floyd, Rolling Stones, R.E.M., Van Morrison, and Nirvana.

More modern artists: White Stripes, Radiohead, Coldplay,
QOTSA, Wilco, Beck, and even PJ Harvey. Can't say I like
much of the top 20! The music industry could be in big
trouble when the highlight of '03 was two women kissing!

As an afterthought, any of you like U2's "Zoo Station", the
first track of Achtung, Baby? Maybe the Zoo should have a
theme song. :-)

[webiggy]

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But I must say, I prefer listening to Miles Davis' Kind of
Blue or the Brandenburg Concertos (like especially #3) when
playing poker online. Great artists to listen to while
mouse clicking: U2, Beatles, Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Pink
Floyd, Rolling Stones, R.E.M., Van Morrison, and Nirvana.

More modern artists: White Stripes, Radiohead, Coldplay,
QOTSA, Wilco, Beck, and even PJ Harvey. Can't say I like
much of the top 20! The music industry could be in big
trouble when the highlight of '03 was two women kissing!

As an afterthought, any of you like U2's "Zoo Station", the
first track of Achtung, Baby? Maybe the Zoo should have a
theme song. :-)

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Sounds good to me. Not much of a GNR fan though..,

How about Foo Fighters and Cocteau Twins? Also, big fan of Cheap Trick; first album especially since it features "He's a Whore". Fitting for us transient Internet Poker Players.., /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[bigpooch]

Bonus whore? Guilty as charged!

Foo Fighters are quite good but I am ashamed to admit that
I don't own a single one of their albums!

But who buys CDs nowadays? CDs are going to be obsolete one
day and the music industry will eventually sell virtually
all that music online.

Any FF albums would you recommend?

[MadSci]

The Crystal Method. Everything they ever did.

P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent ("I don't know what you heard about me, but b*tch you can't get a dollar out of me")

Move by Ludacris ("..and you about to get ran the f*ck over")

[wacamasta]

I dont know what the "zoo" is either but it seems like it's a bunch of low limit chumps overanalyzing their play thinking their pros because they can break even long enough to earn their deposit bonus.

[Jim Kuhn]

Are you speaking from experience?

[ramjam]

No, probably a high-limit chump who busted out before earning his deposit bonus. Maybe daryn has him logged in Joker Tracker.

What's happening this year? We seem to have a bunch of new posters intent on rattling our cages. Come back, Wet Beaver, all is forgiven.

[Jim Kuhn]

I tend to think it is the same couple of jokers that register with new id's after being banned.

[Stew]

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I dont know what the "zoo" is either but it seems like it's a bunch of low limit chumps overanalyzing their play thinking their pros because they can break even long enough to earn their deposit bonus.

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They're, analyze that!

PS: I usually not only break even when earning a bonus, but double the bonus, so buzz-off biatch.

[Mike Haven]

If you read MS Sunshine's premier post in another thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=464069&amp;page=0&amp;view=expand ed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=2&amp;fpart=) you will discover the real and deep definition of what The Zoo is, imo, and why so many of us remain positive and enthusiastic about being part of it.

To have free access to the sheer generosity and knowledge and experience of people like MS Sunshine is what makes The Zoo unique in the world of internet poker.

[Stew]

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If you read MS Sunshine's premier post in another thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=464069&amp;page=0&amp;view=expand ed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=2&amp;fpart=) you will discover the real and deep definition of what The Zoo is, imo, and why so many of us remain positive and enthusiastic about being part of it.

To have free access to the sheer generosity and knowledge and experience of people like MS Sunshine is what makes The Zoo unique in the world of internet poker.



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I coudln't agree more Mike!

[Jim Kuhn]

The Zoo is also about people like Mike, Ed and Simon that donate their precious time organizing tournaments for the rest of us animals to play in. I appreciate the hard work you guys do for the Zoo.

[MrFroggyX]

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P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent ("I don't know what you heard about me, but b*tch you can't get a dollar out of me")


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Haha.. that one is good! "you can't get a dollar out of me"----&gt; I really like that.. i think im going to rap that to myself when i take home a big pot! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[CrackerZack]

[CrackerZack]

In posts with idiotic posts. You're quite far from the record, but you have potential. Keep up the good work.

[William]

LOL after reading the things this guy posts, I almost mis onlinechamp , fishy and all those wackos /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[wacamasta]

WOW... double the bonus???? If you were any sort of player you wouldnt even bother with bonuses because its a waste of time. Only reason I'm wasting my time letting you guys know your nutin is to help me play tighter. Start playin some serious limits cashin 5g + a month and then maybe I'll let ya outa your cage. WOOF WOOF!

[Elizabeth-Anne]

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I dont know what the "zoo" is either but it seems like it's a bunch of low limit chumps overanalyzing their play thinking their pros because they can break even long enough to earn their deposit bonus.

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Redhotman is a low limit chump. Anybody who is so worried about Party's 3/6 blind structure must be a loser who can't make it past low limit.

[rusty JEDI]

The woof woof makes my guess that this is the now banned and former poster Baddawg who had a part in scamming people including some posters.

[Acesover8s]

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WOW... double the bonus???? If you were any sort of player you wouldnt even bother with bonuses because its a waste of time. Only reason I'm wasting my time letting you guys know your nutin is to help me play tighter. Start playin some serious limits cashin 5g + a month and then maybe I'll let ya outa your cage. WOOF WOOF!

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Ahh, brilliance. This is akin to saying, "I make $30 an hour so therefore I turn down free $100 bills whenever someone offers them to me."

[Redhotman]

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I dont know what the "zoo" is either but it seems like it's a bunch of low limit chumps overanalyzing their play thinking their pros because they can break even long enough to earn their deposit bonus.

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Redhotman is a low limit chump. Anybody who is so worried about Party's 3/6 blind structure must be a loser who can't make it past low limit.



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So basically anyone who doesnt play above 3/6 is a loser?
This might be the worst post ever made. You have alot to learn about poker, bitch.

[Elizabeth-Anne]

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I dont know what the "zoo" is either but it seems like it's a bunch of low limit chumps overanalyzing their play thinking their pros because they can break even long enough to earn their deposit bonus.

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Redhotman is a low limit chump. Anybody who is so worried about Party's 3/6 blind structure must be a loser who can't make it past low limit.



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So basically anyone who doesnt play above 3/6 is a loser?
This might be the best post ever made. You have alot to learn about poker, bitch

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A loser is someone who gets stuck on 3/6 and can't make it past low limit. I play alot higher.

You got 408 posts in 89 days. You need to work on your game instead of spending your life here.

Even if I am a bitch, I'd be proud to be a bitch. That means I'm a firm and assertive woman.

[morgant]

EA, instead of a online internet forum pissing contest(which is ridiculous) why dont you sign up for the next 2+2 tournament and have a last longer bet....enough said shut your cornhole.

[Redhotman]

Eliz.

My offer is $200 last longer bet. Take it or leave it.

[Redhotman]

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I dont know what the "zoo" is either but it seems like it's a bunch of low limit chumps overanalyzing their play thinking their pros because they can break even long enough to earn their deposit bonus.

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Redhotman is a low limit chump. Anybody who is so worried about Party's 3/6 blind structure must be a loser who can't make it past low limit.



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So basically anyone who doesnt play above 3/6 is a loser?
This might be the best post ever made. You have alot to learn about poker, bitch

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A loser is someone who gets stuck on 3/6 and can't make it past low limit. I play alot higher.

You got 408 posts in 89 days. You need to work on your game instead of spending your life here.

Even if I am a bitch, I'd be proud to be a bitch. That means I'm a firm and assertive woman.



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No. It means your an obnoxious, stupid, spinster.

I make over $25 an hour playing multiple tables. I play this game for the money. I am satisfied with playing at this hourly rate, there is no need to change. By the way, I average less than 5 posts a day. How does that equate to me spending my life here.

My offer is made in the other post.

[Stew]

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WOW... double the bonus???? If you were any sort of player you wouldnt even bother with bonuses because its a waste of time. Only reason I'm wasting my time letting you guys know your nutin is to help me play tighter. Start playin some serious limits cashin 5g + a month and then maybe I'll let ya outa your cage. WOOF WOOF!

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You're a blowhard.

[Stew]

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I dont know what the "zoo" is either but it seems like it's a bunch of low limit chumps overanalyzing their play thinking their pros because they can break even long enough to earn their deposit bonus.

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Redhotman is a low limit chump. Anybody who is so worried about Party's 3/6 blind structure must be a loser who can't make it past low limit.



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So basically anyone who doesnt play above 3/6 is a loser?
This might be the best post ever made. You have alot to learn about poker, bitch

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A loser is someone who gets stuck on 3/6 and can't make it past low limit. I play alot higher.

You got 408 posts in 89 days. You need to work on your game instead of spending your life here.

Even if I am a bitch, I'd be proud to be a bitch. That means I'm a firm and assertive woman.



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No, I'm pretty sure a bitch means you are a female dog, you sound more like the C-Word type anyway.

[Elizabeth-Anne]

Let's make it 2k

[rusty JEDI]

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Even if I am a bitch, I'd be proud to be a bitch. That means I'm a firm and assertive woman.

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Nothing worse than one of these.

[rusty JEDI]

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Let's make it 2k

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My feeling here is that she is honestly scared of the $200 bet because redhotman is serious so she goes over the top knowing he wont accept and if he does she will not pay and vanish into cyper space. Or if he doesnt accept because $2K is a lot then she will claim she is the champion.

I say that EA takes a pay cut and plays for the $200 vs redhotman, but because she is a risk to not pay IMO. They should both transfer the money to a neutral party to pay it to the winner at the end of the tourny.

[Redhotman]

I figured both aprties emailed the site about it? Is this posible? How is it done in the past?

I agree. Her 2K was a bunch of bullshit.

[daryn]

nice.. joker tracker lives on. he says he plays the 10-20 6 max.. i wonder if he is on my certified clown list. care to reveal your user name wackjob or whatever your name is?

[Simon Diamond]

The Zoo is also about people like Mike, Ed and Simon that donate their precious time organizing tournaments for the rest of us animals to play in. I appreciate the hard work you guys do for the Zoo.

No problem Jim, the good people of the zoo make the events what they are.

But this entire thread must be one of the stupidest I have ever read here - bearing in mind that theres quite a lot of competition in that department.

Simon

[bigpooch]

Could he be an uncertified clown?

[Stagemusic]

Seems to me the offer was $200. You countered with 2K. So you by default accept the $200 offer. In case I am not clear. Red put $200 in the pot and went all in. You went over the top and raised to $2K. No other callers. Your bet for $200 with Red is good. I assume we will be seeing you on Thursday? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[HUSKER'66]

I go to an uninhabited island with no access to any of the modern conveniences for the holidays, and click on this a.m. to see whats up at the Zoo..............um...................


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........HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!! /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Stagemusic]

Welcome back. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Oh, by the way. If you were on the Island, was it really uninhabited? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ramjam]

SNAFU

Welcome back, Husker.