The worst table coach ever...

[ElSapo]

Party, of course. Some hand, some action, some raise. A player bets, all fold, and he voluntarily shows kings.

The table coach, who has been going on and on about how he played this hand or that hand or what happened, says...

"[XXX] don't show your hands. It makes you look like an ass."


Please. If you don't want free information, don't look. But I'll take it.

[scotnt73]

i know i hate when guys tell fish not to show thier hands..god..what are they thinking? Ive seen this quite a bit lately or they take a couple bad beats and start talking so much crap that mr money bag fish who has happily brought in another 100$ every time he goes broke leaves the table..grrr. idiots. on a funny note i had one of the worst fish ive ever seen who played every hand tell me i was aweful and he was going to take my whole stack after my nut flush that i caught on the river with 2 on the flop beat his 3 7s. he went on the worse tilt ive ever seen and every time i got in a pot capped it in anger on every round....heaven /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[squiffy]

That's a great line!!! Thanks for sharing that one. I'd love to put it on a poker T-shirt.