ANTI-SOCIAL PIG
12-03-2003, 05:00 AM
The holiday season is always an especially difficult time for an ANTI-SOCIAL PIG.
One reason this month is so challenging is that we have to go to so many parties. How else will we find a girl with low self esteem? We used to cope with the anxiety caused by the "holiday spirit" by getting drunk.
We just discovered Vicodin is a good substitute. I pop one of those pills and now I don't have to down a six pack before the company Christmas party. I think this wonderful pill will greatly improve my chances with the women. I think it makes us more discreet when we try to determine the true breast size underneath those sweaters and blouses. We also don't have to worry about getting a DUI on the way back to our sty.
One reason this month is so challenging is that we have to go to so many parties. How else will we find a girl with low self esteem? We used to cope with the anxiety caused by the "holiday spirit" by getting drunk.
We just discovered Vicodin is a good substitute. I pop one of those pills and now I don't have to down a six pack before the company Christmas party. I think this wonderful pill will greatly improve my chances with the women. I think it makes us more discreet when we try to determine the true breast size underneath those sweaters and blouses. We also don't have to worry about getting a DUI on the way back to our sty.