Al_Capone_Junior
11-30-2003, 08:49 PM
Us poker players gotta have big egos to play this game. Just like ol' Les Claypool in this here little ditty of a number called "Tommy the Cat"...
I remember it as tho it were a meal ago...
...Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat
many a fat alley rat had met its demise staring point-blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
truly a wonder of nature this urban predator
Tommy the cat had many a story to tell
But it was a rare occasion, such as this, that he did...
Well she came glidin' on down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit
the aroma, the mean scent was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spots in those days
The sight was beyond belief
many a head snapped for double, even triple takes as the vivacious feline sauntered straight into the heart of the alleyway where the most verile tabbies were known to hang out
they hung out in droves!
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place and that was O'Malley's Alley!
The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she made her way straight into the heart of the alleyway
she knew what she wanted
she was looking for that stud-bull, that HE-CAT!
And that was me.
Say baby do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby do you want to lay down by my side?
Say baby do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby! SAY BABY!
-Primus
I remember it as tho it were a meal ago...
...Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat
many a fat alley rat had met its demise staring point-blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine
truly a wonder of nature this urban predator
Tommy the cat had many a story to tell
But it was a rare occasion, such as this, that he did...
Well she came glidin' on down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit
the aroma, the mean scent was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spots in those days
The sight was beyond belief
many a head snapped for double, even triple takes as the vivacious feline sauntered straight into the heart of the alleyway where the most verile tabbies were known to hang out
they hung out in droves!
Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place and that was O'Malley's Alley!
The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
but not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she made her way straight into the heart of the alleyway
she knew what she wanted
she was looking for that stud-bull, that HE-CAT!
And that was me.
Say baby do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby do you want to lay down by my side?
Say baby do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby! SAY BABY!
-Primus