Boston Fathead

[Ted Geisel]

I heard it straight from the horse's mouth. In an interview aired on Entertainment Tonight this evening, Ben Affleck asked that he be given a

"cool poker handle, ... Boston Fathead would be allright..."

Give the man what he wants and please greet him and refer to him always as Boston Fathead.

[daryn]

many on this site would say that name is already taken by me

[Boris]

I think we need a side by side comparison of the two melons (yours and Affleck's) to determine who is truely worthy of the title.

[slavic]

daryn has a head the size of a 65 lb. house cat. How could Boston Matty compare?

[Ted Geisel]

Affleck has a head the size of his fiance's butt, which last time I looked garnered more press than whatever 65 lb house cat you are using as a reference point.

The measure of who should get the name must follow the greater good for poker. As large as daryn's melon might be, I feel that Ben's cranium gets more exposure and provides the greater fishing lure.

Ted

[daryn]

swing and a miss......

keep trying though, you will achieve humorous status sooner or later