Party spammer, this will be fun.

[Lori]

Got this message at my Party table today, I think it will be fun.

kkiely3: If anyone wants to make some free money playing poker, email me at Poker(deleted)@hotmail.com

The guy was not seated, wonder how many others got this message.

Lori

[ZeeJustin]

I got it.

[Inthacup]

That guy spams RGP incessantly.

[tiltboy]

me too

[StrongBad]

I got that too. Same guy, not seated.

[eugeneel]

got it at all 3 of my tables. Probably pokeradvantage!

[tiltboy]

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got it at all 3 of my tables. Probably pokeradvantage!

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No, this spam was spelled correctly.

[Cubswin]

I got it

[NoChance]

I got it also

[BottlesOf]

me too

[crockpot]

so, how many have emailed this guy and plan to send emails to all the poker sites to delete his affiliate account?

i'll volunteer if no one else does.

[SwordFish]

Got it at 2 tables

SF

[Alobar]

Got it at both my tables. Report him??? I was gunna email him and ask for details! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[dux]

I got this guy at 3 tables, he was using at least 2 accounts. I reported both and if Party has any brains he won't last long (but I think he will).

[eugeneel]

The thing is, this guy is going to make soo much money if he doesen't get banned. You can't just report him as that will only get his player's account banned. You will have to pretend that you are very interested in what he is offering and then report him as soon as he sends you his affiliate link. I am assuming that he is trying to get people to make a new account at empire through him if they play on party and vise versa and pay them something in return for this.
So if anyone plans on really getting him you must go all the way in order to actually achieve something. (Spamming on party will get his affiliate acount locked right away.)

[DrSavage]

The usual Party policy towards table spammers is to disable their chat, not ban player account.

[CORed]

I've seen it a few times. Maybe he's figured out a way to broadcast chat on Party.

[Lori]

Have to hand it to the guy, his bs is funnier and more accurate than most affiliate sites:


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PARTY - They have a 20% deposit bonus (only avilable through affiliate links) and it doesn't take long to cash it out. They tons of games and are loose (not as juicy as they were). There are major server problems but still worth it. They have nice single table tourneys but no good multi-table or freerolls. They have a buddy list feature and ability to transfer money to other players which is nice. They usually give reload bonuses about a month after you cashout. Click http://.com and you can get a 20% deposit bonus at PartyPoker.com

EMPIRE - They have a 20% bonus up to $100 and it takes very little time to play. This site is the exact same as Party - same games, same players. No money transfer option though. Good single table tourneys. Click http://www..com/ for Empire.
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TRUEPOKER - Nice loose low-limit games. Nice freerolls. Click http://ww for Truepoker. 20% bonus - up to $50. You will have no problems with Truepoker. They a 20% bonus - up to $50. I played there alot - 1/2 and i made 3 BB/hour. You can only play at 1 table at a time which I dont like. It's a good site, don't listen to what the RGP snobs tell you - they'll tell you "only play at the 4 biggest sites!!". I've played at 22 different sites for real money and have positive opinions of about 19 of them.

INTERTOPS - Intertops Poker is a sister site to Party Poker (just like Empire Poker is). You can play the same games against the same people as you can at Party but the best thing is you can get bonuses at all 3 places ($75 for Intertops, $100 for Empire, and $100 for Party) and you only have to play for a couple of hours to get the $100 bonus. At Intertops you can also bet on sports and they have $1 Multi-table tournaments where they add $250 to the prize pool.

PLANET - 25% bonus (up to $50). Not alot of games but they usually have at least 1 at each limit and they are loose so it's good enough to make the bonus and run. Click http://wwwr.com/ to go to Planet.

BIG BET - 100% bonus (up to $30). This site is really loose, but there is not alot of trafic - rarely more than 1-2 games total. They have splash pots and points which you can use to play freerolls for more bonus dollars. Throw $30 in there. Click http://www.com/ for BigBet. Decent bonus. 100% (up to $30)

POKERPOT - They offer 100% bonus (up to $30). This is a BigBet skin. Click http://w to get a 100% match on PokerPot.com (up to $30).

POKERTROPOLOS - They offer a 25% bonus (up to $50). There is not alot of traffic but enough to get a game and the games are loose. This site looks REALLY like planet (you can tell by the cashier screen). I can't say positively they are sister sites, but they are at least cousins. I would recommend playing here for the bonus at least. Click http://www. for 25% up to $50 at PokerTropolis.

PARADISE POKER - 25% bonus (up to $50). They have alot of traffic and the games are loose enough. They are famous for having very smooth software and very good customer service. This is a popular choice for an online player's home. They have nice single-table tourneys but their multi-table tourneys are weak. Click http://wwwr.com/
for Paradise Poker. 25%(up to $50)

UB - They have alot of traffic and a good bonus but it takes forever to earn. It has a nice interface. It has a "mini view" which alot of people like who play 2-3 tables at a time. Their sit-and-go tourneys are ver popular. They have had server problems latey. I don't know whats up with that - but it will be fixed.

POKERSTARS - This is a 1st class site. They have good customer service and good cash games. They are possibly the best tourney site online. They don't give a sign-up bonus but they do give regular $120 reload bonuses to players already signed up. Don't listen to the "Pokerstars is rigged" whiners.

ABSOLUTE POKER - Bonus 20% (up to 100) - and you only have to play 100 rakedhands. This site just started advertisiing and it is growing quickly. I recommend you give it a try. Click
https:/ to get a 20% bonus at Absolute Poker. 20% (up to 100)

THE POKER CLUB - 25% bonus up to $100. Good low limit games. Loose. This is not a bad site but its really low-profile. Click http://www to get 25% up to $100 at the Poker Club

ACR - OK bonus. The games here are tighter than most people will admit and they dont have alot going there. I think this site is over-rated. The new poker points turned off alot of people and traffic dropped alot lately. Click http://www. to go to ACR.

FABULOUS POKER - same as ACR. Click http://www.m for Fabulous Poker - they have "No juice" tournaments - which means they dont charge fees to enter them

POKER ROOM - 20% (up to $100). It think this place is shady. They use Java which makes me uneasy. But I had 3 instances of not seeing my cards and having to fold my hand. I emailed customer service and heard nothing back. There was another kid (who started a thread about 2 months ago) who said something about them changing your cards to different cards. You can only play 1 table at once too. Clickhttp://www.poker for a deposit bonus at Pokom.com. 20% (up to $100).

INTERCASINO - This is a Eupropean site that has alot of low-limit games. The games are loose. They have a generous $40 every-month bonus as long as you play 250 hands. Click http://www.m/ for Intercasino. Another reason this site is good is because their games are incredibly loose but they are loose-passive. I'm not sure if you already know what this means but in case you don't know, loose-passive means that you'll have alot of players in the pot but there won't be any rasing. This is the best situation because it allows you to limp in cheap and see if you hit your hand. It also means if someone else has you beat that they won't make as much money as they should against you. Games that are loose-aggressive on the other hand (the way Party Poker is) are nice too but since there is so much raising pre-flop that you can get trapped into putting in 3 pre-flop bets on a marginal hand (like KJ or something) so you can make money but you'll have bigger swings than a loose-passive game. The reason why Intercasino has loose-passive games is because it is a European site and European players tend not to be as aggressive as Americans. Also, because it is European you can also play games denominated in dollars, euros, or pounds. This is great if you want to play an "in between" game. For example, their 5/10 Pound game equals a $7.50/$15.00 game. I'm not sure how much traffic they have for higher limits games, but you can download the software and check it out.

PROPOKER - They have really good bonuses. $75 on a $25 deposit. One thing about this site is that they have bots here - everyone knows it. But I have a feeling they are only in certain rooms - the 0.50/1.00 in particular. I dont think they are in the 1/2 room. But they are there. There is always 1 person watching the room from the lobby and there is never less than 5 people in a room. One time, I hit a flush on the river and one of the players actually said "Danger Will Robinson" so that really gave it away. Click http://af.com/ for propoker - they have good bonuses. $75 on a $25 deposit

VICTORIAS POKER - 20% bonus up to $200. This site is Dead but its new so keep an eye on it but dont put in money for now. Click http://www.
for 20% up to $200 at Victorias poker.

SUNRISE POKER - Open an account here if you want to get ass-raped. Shady. Shady. Look at their website, it is written in broken English, but i'll translate it for you. "Bonus is scam. You play 2,000 hand, I give you 20 cents. You try cash out, I say no. We shut down with you money".

PACIFIC - mad loose games. This has alot of online casino players coming over to play poker. You can only play 1 table at once and the software is wicked low too. But i recommend. The bonus takes a while to earn. Clickhttp://www.P.com for Pacific Poker. The site also has a good enough number of players so that you'll get a game but there aren't too many good players playing there to take advantage of the bad ones - unlike Party Poker. Party Poker used to be a goldmine a couple of months ago but there were so many professionals in there taking advantage of the bad players that the games have gotten alot tighter. There's 2 reasons why Pacific Poker is so loose. #1 - They are part of the Casino On Net online gambling site. This means that you have alot of people on their site playing craps or roulette who win money and then take their winnings to go play poker so you have alot of non-poker players there. The second reason is that Pacific Poker advertises to the masses. They advertise on MSN.com and they also have paid listings on search engines - if you type in "online poker" into Google you will see they are 1 of only 2 sites with paid listings - this means you'll get alot of amatuers signing up with them because that is all they see. They also offer a $50 sign-up bonus now.

POPULAR - A site that was beta-testing since 1928 but now is up and running. Looks very promising, BUT my gf played here and had 2 hands auto-folded and i had some freerolls where i got screwed so i would recommend you wait a little while. There technology is obviosuly strained because of their grand openeing traffic but this is something that should have been predicted and should have been a non-issue. Hold off until they get their [censored] together - and i think they will.

WSEX - It was a pretty good site then went down the shitter for a while but they are making an impressive comeback - driven by 1. their new bonus and 2. their nitely "freerolls" which arent freerolls. They are $50 added single-table tourneys with a $1 entry fee - still very nice even though they are marketed wrong. You get some sportsbook players betting here so the games are juicy sometimes.

LUCKYNUGGET - I dont even rememeber much. Decent games though. I cashed in and played 1/2 and hit a royal flush for a $125 bonus and cashed out the next day so they were honest.



Excuse me if I didn't manage to delete/ruin every link, but I tried.

I thought this was actually more amusing than I expected.
(I'll still be telling Party of course /images/graemlins/wink.gif )

Lori

[jek187]

[ QUOTE ]
Open an account here if you want to get ass-raped. Shady. Shady. Look at their website, it is written in broken English, but i'll translate it for you. "Bonus is scam. You play 2,000 hand, I give you 20 cents. You try cash out, I say no. We shut down with you money".

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This is in regards to Sunrise. LMAO. Spammer hit this nail on the head.