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zamora
11-14-2003, 11:30 PM
a couple of questions for ya:
1. What exactly is a "Hollywood home game sensation"?

2. How do you become a "Hollywood home game sensation"?

3. What if you study HHGSFAP real hard but live in Sweden? Are you now a "Swedish home game sensation" or a "Swedish Hollywood home game sensation"?

can someone please fill in these blanks for me.

George Rice
11-15-2003, 12:56 AM
Sure.

A Hollywood Home Game Sensation (HWHGS) is a title bestowed to a quasi-celebrity who is hired to provide color for an expert commentator.

To become a HWHGS, you must be the son or daughter of a known celebrity, like an actor from a televison series in the '70's or something. Then try to follow in your father's footsteps and fail because of lack of talent. Play some poker with other sons and daughters of celebrities and quasi-celebrities. Do plenty of third rate announcing and hosting bits--maybe a telethon or two. Finally, you must get yourself hired to provide color commentary to a poker show.

No silly, Sweden is a counrty. The best you can do is become a Stockholm Home Game Sensation, or perhaps, a Laplander Reindeer Game Sensation.

Anadrol 50
11-15-2003, 01:11 AM
Zamora,
What part of Sweden are you in ?

M2d
11-15-2003, 01:24 AM
you also have to have a hot sister in law to do color pieces cheaply

zamora
11-15-2003, 07:36 AM
i live in the mid/northern part. in a very small town called Timrå.
its not as far north to be in the Laplander Reindeer region, though.
it seems as if i have to settle with the not so cool "Timrå Home Game Senstation (THGS).

another dream shattered...