Wednesday humour

[Graham]

Crossposted on Other Topics, but I'll save the lazy amongst us from having to leave the Zoo:


Don't ask me about the veracity of this, but it's funny anyway...


"Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed."


Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

[HUSKER'66]

An attorney should have a field day with this. I know that stupidity isn't a good defense, but being "hooked" up to photocopy machine under duress and not having a lawyer present, might cause the cops some problems on the legitamacy of the confession. Anyone here an attorney?!?!?!

we'll understand if you don't want to come forward and admit it........(relax! J/K /images/graemlins/tongue.gif)

[Prickly Pete]

I'm pretty sure that Xerox polygraphing is only legal in the State of Texas.

[tiltboy]

Maybe Lebronomania will come forward with an answer. I hear he currently has some time on his hands.