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11-03-2003, 11:45 PM
This may just be the perfect Xmas gift for Cyrus: a talking Ann Coulter Doll. I can't help but think, too, that John Cole's desk might look mighty sharp sporting one of these Action Figurines. She is clad in a black mini-skirt/business outfit, has her hair blown back, and looks poised for action.
(excerpt) "Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.
Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:
*"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."
* "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."
* "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
* "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
* "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!" (end excerpt)
What are the chances the forum posters will chip in and get Cyrus a group gift he will be sure to appreciate and treasure for many years to come? /images/graemlins/grin.gif
http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230&sour_cd=WC00026
(excerpt) "Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.
Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:
*"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."
* "At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."
* "Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
* "Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
* "Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!" (end excerpt)
What are the chances the forum posters will chip in and get Cyrus a group gift he will be sure to appreciate and treasure for many years to come? /images/graemlins/grin.gif
http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230&sour_cd=WC00026