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daryn
11-03-2003, 11:45 AM
did anyone else hear about this? she was in a fatal car accident.

apparently some dick cut her off
Kurn, son of Mogh
11-03-2003, 11:57 AM
I don't know what's worse, this joke or the fact I actually laughed. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
slamdunkpro
11-03-2003, 02:28 PM
Punny, very punny /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
slamdunkpro
11-03-2003, 02:31 PM
Don't want to incure the wrath of the forum police but....

My wife is a vet and about 2 years ago Lorena brought her dog in for (drun roll) neutering!. Guess she'd had enough DIY practice.
daryn
11-03-2003, 02:36 PM
how funny..

and F the forum police!
Lazymeatball
11-04-2003, 02:20 PM
where's the pun? If anything this is ironic, but no rhyming word to mean something else or what not. I say this is not a pun. I can analyze the joke further if you wish, but that would snip out all the pun ( i mean fun)


(weakest attempt at humor by me ever)
Al_Capone_Junior
11-04-2003, 03:24 PM
Please go to the psych forum and quickly get Dr. Al to do a psycho-analysis on you. You are even more deranged than a Klingon drunk on Romulan ale.

I'm already in therapy with Dr. Al so it's ok if I laughed tho.

al
pokerlover
11-04-2003, 03:29 PM
I've told this to almost everyone at my office and without fail it has been a rousing success.

thanks daryn!
Acesover8s
11-04-2003, 03:29 PM
If only it were 8 years ago I could find a laugh. I mean, what's next O.J. Simpson?
Kurn, son of Mogh
11-04-2003, 03:54 PM
a Klingon drunk on Romulan ale.

Please. Blood wine.
Al_Capone_Junior
11-04-2003, 04:24 PM
Yea, I know, but in that one movie Worf gets drunk on Romulan ale, is all hung over, then says "Romulan ale should be illegal" and I think Riker says "it is."

al
daryn
11-04-2003, 05:31 PM
sorry aces, i'll try to keep my humor up to date from now on.. now i gotta run out and get a new york times. arghgh
Mike Haven
11-04-2003, 06:15 PM
That reminded me of the true story of a beautiful young girl hitch-hiker who was picked up by a guy on our UK's Motorway-1 last week.

Apparently, after a while, she started playing with his leg, then slowly she unzipped him.

He said he was in quite an aroused state when she suddenly whipped out a kitchen knife and chopped the guy's penis off from the root!

Not only that, but she turfed it out the car window!!

And as it hit the windscreen of the car behind the lady in the car turned to her husband and said, "Wow! That fly had a big dick!"
Simon Diamond
11-04-2003, 08:54 PM
I missed this Mike - brilliant mate! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

True story you say?

Simon
Mike Haven
11-04-2003, 11:13 PM
We-ell ...

There is an M1 in the UK. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif