Zeno
11-02-2003, 04:20 AM
Las Vegas - Today Mason Malmuth, with David Sklansky at his side, declared a Jihad against Zeno. “He is a menace to our forums”, declared Mason, “and I have no choice but to eradicate this infidel pest.” “He is a know-it-all that fills the forums with useless drivel and posts about absolutely nothing”, stated Mason. David nodded in solemn agreement. “This may get ugly and blood will be spilt but our Holy Warriors on 2+2 shall expunge this lunatic with holy vengeance’, said Mason. Hundreds of loyal forum users shouted with glee and ran down to the Mirage to celebrate. “He will be gone forever”’ said one very annoyed poster. “Good riddance”, said another. “God is with us and he will deal with this atheistic boob”, commented one person who would only give his first name as Andy. Mason could not attend the celebration as he stated, “I have work to do” then he gave a knowing wink.