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Zeno
11-02-2003, 01:35 AM
Washington D.C. - Noam Chomsky today announced that he is declaring a Jihad against the capitalist monsters and their cohorts that are enslaving mankind. All the true people of the world must unite to fight the infidel capitalists, the technocrats, and the scientists who serve them to free mankind from their oligarchic chains, he screamed. With foam flying from his mouth Chomsky rose to oratorical splendor and whipped the crowd into frenzy. “Our Socialist Warriors will not be beaten, will not be sway, will not give ground, and in the end the victory will be ours, and ours alone”, trumpeted Chomsky. Followers cheered and were ecstatic. He is the “New Messiah” declared one woman, and many agreed with her. “He knows all the real truths and the only truths that really matter to our planet”, said another man, “He will be The Savior of World,” declared another enthusiastic admirer. Thousands in the crowd cheered and clapped as Chomsky left the theater in a sedan chair hosted by Nubian slaves.