Zeno
11-02-2003, 01:33 AM
Jerusalem- Today, in an emotional announment, the rabbinical community in Israel declared a Holy War against Christians and Muslims. Rabbi Isben, speaking for the entire community, stated that, “it is time now for all Jews to take back what God has given them and promised to them.” Behind a banner showing the Maccabees, the Rabbi shouted that it was time to redeem the injustices of the slavery in Egypt, the Babylonian captivity, the burning of the Temple by Rome, and the persecution of Jews by Christians and Muslims. “The eternal enemies of God must be driven from our land and homes”, cried the Rabbi. “Enough is enough”, screamed Isben. Thousands of Jews were seen carrying lighted candles and chatting Yahweh, Yahweh.