Zeno
11-02-2003, 01:28 AM
Rome- In an expected countermove, The Pope today announced that the Catholic Church is declaring a Holy War against Protestants, Muslims, Hindus, and Judaism. The Pope stated that Zeus is the real cause of this new policy and that He is to blame. “We must defend ourselves at all cost and since we expect to be attacked on all sides once hostilities start we must be proactive in taking out future and potential enemies”, stated The Pope. The Pope also said that Vatican City will be converted to a war footing, and that all foreigners and infields will be removed. He stated “it is in the best interest of the world that all should submit to the obedience of Rome for the Glory of God and Jesus Christ, The Savior”. “Blood will flow and the armies of God will be victorious”, added The Pope, to the roar of a massive crowd that attended the proclamation. Nuns and Monks will be enlisted immediately into a “Holy Warriors of Rome” army, declared The Pope to cheering crowds. Masses of Catholics were seen dancing in the streets and screaming Our Lord is the One True God, and Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.