Zeno
11-02-2003, 01:26 AM
Rome - In a stunning annoument today, Zeus has declared a Jihad against Jesus and His followers, “including that irksome and know-it-all side kick of his – The Holy Ghost”, said Zeus. Zeus, with his wife Hera by his side, only took a few questions from reporters before becoming angry and tossing a few lightning bolts that injured some of the press corp. He than began shouting madly that he is gathering an army of Holy Warriors to conduct his Holy War against an “upstart God from a wimpy nation”. We will fight in the skies, we will fight under the earth, on the oceans, and to all corners of the globe’, stated Zeus – “no stone shall be unturned until the great evil ones are eliminated from my domain”, declared Zeus. He plans on bringing back his old cohorts of Gods to help him in his fight to the death against “a most infidel God and His deluded followers”.