HUSKER'66
10-29-2003, 01:34 PM
This is the third and final segment of the "you might be a Texan" saga.(8 posts down 6 to go to meet requirements of Zoo vs SS tourny wager with thomastem....if you don't like these posts, blame him )
You might be a Texan if....
21)You think that sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts. (this applies to the ladies)
22)The local paper covers national and international news on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports. (we have our priorities straight )
23)You think that deer season is a national holiday.
24)You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
25)You find 90+ degrees F "a little warm".
26)You know all four seasons:Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27)You know if another Texan is from south, north, east, or west Texas almost as soon as they open their mouth.
28)There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.(so true!you just have to live here to understand....)
29)You describe the first cold snap (below 70 degrees) as "good gumbo weather".
30)ANY carbonated soft drink is described as a "coke" (not soda, not pop) regardless of brand or flavor-unless it's a Dr. Pepper (created right here in Tx)
31)Going to Walmart is a favorite family past time known as "goin' wal-martin'".
32)You recognize that cheese grits and catfish nuggets is a meal that must have been bestowed upon the people by the Lord himself.
33)You can be satisfied with a meal consisting only of a hunk of bread flavored flour water (a delicacy known as "biscuits n' gravy")
drum roll please..............
34)You think that they put the hole in the roof of Texas stadium so God could watch his favorite football team.....the Dallas Cowboy.......cheerleaders
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You might be a Texan if....
21)You think that sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts. (this applies to the ladies)
22)The local paper covers national and international news on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports. (we have our priorities straight )
23)You think that deer season is a national holiday.
24)You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
25)You find 90+ degrees F "a little warm".
26)You know all four seasons:Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27)You know if another Texan is from south, north, east, or west Texas almost as soon as they open their mouth.
28)There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.(so true!you just have to live here to understand....)
29)You describe the first cold snap (below 70 degrees) as "good gumbo weather".
30)ANY carbonated soft drink is described as a "coke" (not soda, not pop) regardless of brand or flavor-unless it's a Dr. Pepper (created right here in Tx)
31)Going to Walmart is a favorite family past time known as "goin' wal-martin'".
32)You recognize that cheese grits and catfish nuggets is a meal that must have been bestowed upon the people by the Lord himself.
33)You can be satisfied with a meal consisting only of a hunk of bread flavored flour water (a delicacy known as "biscuits n' gravy")
drum roll please..............
34)You think that they put the hole in the roof of Texas stadium so God could watch his favorite football team.....the Dallas Cowboy.......cheerleaders
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