brad loses another one

[brad]

so brad is rejected by another woman cause hes a loser.

well you know, i was stalking around her house last night with an axe (and naked to boot). but i think that really impressed her (im 100% sure she appreciated it anyway).

on a related note, im getting really sick of trimming my nose/ear hair and may just start letting it slide.

to close on a positive (oh no the connotations) //

to close on a happy (ok damn)

to close on a high (f***in drug culture)

to close on an optimistic note though, my penis is in top shape.

p.s. perhaps i will go back to black, been with all white women lately

[Wake up CALL]

Perhaps if you could provide a credible source showing you were ever with a woman your post might be more believable.

[brad]

actually i have some pretty funny pics (well i dont but i can get them) of a bachelorette party where i was the only guy and they made me do a strip tease heh. (i think they couldnt get a real stripper so i was called in at last minute heh)

p.s. i just realized maybe you meant receipts. heh. now thats funny

[Dr Wogga]

....how about phone sex? and while we're on Brad's sex life (or lack thereof) - Hey Brad: when are you going to post another extremely long transcript of one of your phone sex calls? Have to admit I miss them

[brad]

well that was an instant message chat thing.

to be honest that was really the only one. she sent me some pics i would post those here (there risque but not you know porno) but you cant really post pics and i dont have a server i can upload them to.