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rusty JEDI
10-22-2003, 06:47 AM
Just curious to hear some of the crazy stuff any of you have seen out there. Like the craziest casino fight or something like that.

Or maybe a story where someone was carrying their racks back and tripped and it became a mad scramble for the chips.

Anyone have any cool stories like that to share. Im not writing a book or anything, just looking for a laugh.

I am also posting this in the B&M section.

FeliciaLee
10-22-2003, 02:32 PM
Feel free to use any of my "stories," which are posted all over 2+2 or in chronological order at my journal site below.

I read this one on RGP back in July.
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Two poker room fights in one night! This past Sat. night I had the privilage of seeing two fights at the table in one night. One serious enough for the police to be called, and one not as bad.

Fight # 1.

About 9pm, full table 3-6 game, an obnoxious player in the #7 seat has been mouthing off to everybody about how they shouldn't be in the hand with those cards, why did you bet that, don't you know how to play, etc. type stuff for about 20 hands. He starts ragging on the guy in the #1 seat
who just lost a pot with a straight (he lost to a flush), the guy in seat #7 tells seat one he must be a retard not to see that there was 3 to a flush on the board. Seat #1 doesn't say anything, but he gets up, walks behind the dealer and around to seat #7, grabs the guy by the hair and
pulls his chair over backwards. Seat #7 is now laying on his back still in the chair, and seat #1 proceeds to stomp on #7's face with his boot.

stomp, stomp, stomp until the dealer and another player pull him off. Security comes running and grabs up the stomper, and puts in a call for an ambulance and the cops. Seat 7 is out, bleeding all over the floor, looks
like his nose is busted and his teeth stomped in, really nasty. And it broke up the game while the ambulance crew hauled him away and the cops took statements from everyone about what they saw.

Fight # 2

3am, same table as the earlier fight, mostly different players. Seats 3 and 4 are two friends, both drunk as lords, but the guy in 4 is drunker since he has been having vodka shooters for a couple of hours, but both
guys are to the point they really don't know what they are doing. The dealer deals the cards, and seat 4 grabs up his two cards and seat 3's cards so that he has 4 cards in his hand, seat 3 tries to grab his cards back, and both drunks go rolling off the chairs onto the floor, where they
roll around and wrestle for a couple of minutes until security shows up and throws them out.

Nothing like a casino on the weekend!

Acesover8s
10-22-2003, 04:47 PM
Ok, here's a crazy one from 2 years ago, before I played much internet poker. I'm sitting in a 3-6 Omaha game (w/kill - 6-12) while waiting for a seat in my 10-20 holdem. Only thing is this game is fired up! Average pot size is 200$ easy. Mostly due to this young kid 4 seats to my left. Now this is some ugly obnoxious white kid who just won't shut up about the collard greens and fried chicken that he just ate at the buffet, not my type of guy, so he's bugging me from the start.

He is raising preflop with every hand with an A2 from any position, and any other hand too. If you raise him, he'll raise you back with any draw. Every other player at this table is good and is futily trying to isolate him, but every other players knows that too. So each pot is going off capped on most streets 5-9 ways.

So, I pick up A234ds. Kid raises UTG, I 3-bet, pick up a few callers. He 4-bets. Flop comes with 2 low cards and a King. Kid and I go into a raising war on the flop. Turn pairs the King. He bets and I raise again, knowing that my low draw is better than his. Everyone else is out. We cap up on the turn, until I decide this kid must have a hand and I'm playing for half the pot.

River is a brick, a ten or something. He checks, and I defeatedly check behind. He shows A224, for Kings and Deuces. I am about to muck, then realize the 3 in my hand matches one on the board and I scoop a monster pot with my pair of 3's. Table is roaring with laughter.

The kid gets angry, pulls out a hundred dollar bill from his pocket and says "Sheeit, gimme some mo chips." Then, pulls out 300$ more and says, "Sheeeit, gimme a whole lot of chips."

Now, this makes me mad, this fake gangster kid, acting like hes going to pull out 400$ and bully the table. So, not to be outdone, I pulled out what was probably my entire bankroll at the time, 20 100$s, and said, "Well, F*** I can't be outchipped."

So, he stands up and says "F*** you, I'm a 21 year old with lots of money, you got money, I gots money." And then pulls out 3 huge wads of 100$ dollar bills. So here we are playing 3-6 Limit Omaha with 35,000$ worth of cash and chips at the table. And of course, all cash has to stay at the table. . .

benping16
10-22-2003, 05:11 PM
It was early in the morning and the game was 10-20 holdem. It had gotten really slow. people were taking forever to act, and they not pushing their chips into the pot.
We had a women dealer who was getting very upset at nearly everybody at the table for not helping her collect the chips.
the man sitting the 1 seat gets a set of aces knocked off and then flicks his cards which wound up hitting the dealer in the face. She turned around and gave him a nice slap in the face in an instant.
Nobody saw that one coming. he was then asked to leave. nobody said a word at the table for the next 20 minutes.

Ulysses
10-22-2003, 07:17 PM
#1: About a year ago. I'm playing 15-30. Two tables away is a 3-6 game. We hear a crash and look over. Some old dude has fallen out of his chair. We go back to playing. Then someone notices that he's not getting up and a lot of people are starting to crowd around. Someone starts doing CPR. After a few minutes of this, some people leave and the rest of us go back to playing. A little while later paramedics show up and give it their best efforts, but to no avail. He's covered up w/ a sheet, laying there in the middle of the cardroom, until the coroner shows up. Apparently he had a heart attack or stroke or something. First and only time I saw a guy die at the cardroom. Not the first time for a number of people at my table.

#2: Just a week or two ago. Playing some NL when there's a commotion in the hall near the cage. I look up and see a small Chinese guy yelling and screaming and surrounded by a handful of security guards. Uh oh. No good for him. Next thing I see, this guy does a Jet-Li style flying spin kick. Not a weak barfight fake karate wannabe move. It was clear based on the speed and grace of this that the guy knew what he was doing. He just missed one guy's head and landed perfectly balanced and ready to attack. The fight moves outside. A couple of people at my table run outside. When they came back quite a while later, the report was that "that little guy really held his own against four security guards." Police showed up later and I guess they took him away.