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thomastem
10-08-2003, 11:52 AM
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Disclaimer: This pick-up line was not meant to insult Texans. If you hail from Texas please don't get upset.
M2d
10-08-2003, 12:13 PM
He: "You're so beautiful, you remind me of my first wife"
She: "how many times have you been married?"
He: "Haven't been, yet"
Easy E
10-08-2003, 01:33 PM
however, I think THIS would work better in your line:

""You're so beautiful, you make me think of my first wife"
M2d
10-08-2003, 08:14 PM
the art is ever evolving. nice addition
hutz
10-08-2003, 11:40 PM
I figured your favorite line would at least mention a beaver or a trouser mouse. Go figure. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
johnb
10-09-2003, 10:54 PM
Your so beautiful you remind me.....aw to hell with it...
PokerBabe(aka)
10-09-2003, 11:46 PM
You're so beautiful you remind me of.....pocket aces /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif
GuyOnTilt
10-10-2003, 03:59 AM
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You're so beautiful you remind me of.....pocket aces /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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I still hold that T /images/graemlins/spade.gifT /images/graemlins/club.gif is the sexiest hand in poker. There's just something about those black tens...
J_V
10-10-2003, 10:05 AM
I'm in Lithuania now right now.

"Hey I'm an American, do you speak English seems to be working pretty well."

But, if that doesn't work I've been going back to my two bread and butters:

"If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, they would call you McGorgeous."

"Is you dad a meat burglar? Cuz someone stole some fine hams and put them down your dress"
Gamblor
10-10-2003, 10:32 AM
I still hold that T /images/graemlins/spade.gif T /images/graemlins/club.gif is the sexiest hand in poker. There's just something about those black tens...

is there a point where this game becomes a sickness?
Tyler Durden
10-10-2003, 01:38 PM
Yes and we passed it long ago.
Aces McGee
10-10-2003, 03:10 PM
This is by far the most frightening post I have ever read here.

Aces McGee
thomastem
10-10-2003, 04:56 PM
"Hey babe you have the whitest teeth I've ever come across."
TimTimSalabim
10-10-2003, 07:35 PM
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I still hold that T T is the sexiest hand in poker. There's just something about those black tens...

is there a point where this game becomes a sickness?

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At least he didn't say "Black tens, are you lookin at me? You must be lookin at me..."
GuyOnTilt
10-10-2003, 09:29 PM
Geez, can't anybody take a little joke around here? Oh wait. You mean it's not normal to be sexual attracted to cards?
Ted Geisel
10-11-2003, 01:51 AM
You guys sound like Beavis & Butthead ...
johnb
10-11-2003, 09:43 PM
Huhu huhu, he said flush...
glen
10-12-2003, 01:10 AM
When I was in Prague, we used to ask women how to find the bar we were already in:

"How do we find the chapeau rouge?"

"Vat? You are zere now. . . "

"We are, hahaha. . ."

good ice breaker. . .
James282
10-12-2003, 03:01 AM
I am going to share some wisdom with you.

Look her up and down and say, "You'll do," with an approving nod.

The other one is, "Let's play army, I'll get on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me."
-James
glen
10-12-2003, 07:26 AM
"That sweater looks very becoming on you, but then again I'd be coming too if I were wrapped around you like that. . . "

I know, throw the flag. . .
Joe Tall
10-13-2003, 10:32 AM
This was given to me years ago from a great lady-friend of mine and works like a charm.

Walk up to any girl, any where, and say...

"Hi, my name is [add name], what's your name?"

Feel free to add in a hand shake offer around the time you say your name and she'll be more comfortable when you ask for her name.

Peace,
JT
J_V
10-13-2003, 04:05 PM
That's great...it's funny cuz my friend and I have a running joke. One time he saw a girl on the train who he wanted to talk to. So, he was trying to come up with something to say and he couldn't. So as they got off, he just said, "Where is the train stration?" And he realized what a stupid question it was, he cut her off and said "you know what, I know where it is, I just wanted to talk to you." And after that he was in like flynn. So, that line now is a running joke, and it seems to work pretty well. The dumber the question, the better it works.
TimTimSalabim
10-13-2003, 05:19 PM
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"Hi, my name is [add name], what's your name?"


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Members of the Delta House, remember to insert your actual name in place of 'add name'.
Duke
10-14-2003, 03:31 PM
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You're so beautiful you remind me of.....pocket aces /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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I still hold that T /images/graemlins/spade.gifT /images/graemlins/club.gif is the sexiest hand in poker. There's just something about those black tens...

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I think that pocket queens are better, but I'm from the generation raised on lesbo porn.

~D
tiltboy
10-14-2003, 05:38 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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You're so beautiful you remind me of.....pocket aces /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

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I still hold that T /images/graemlins/spade.gifT /images/graemlins/club.gif is the sexiest hand in poker. There's just something about those black tens...

[/ QUOTE ]

I think that pocket queens are better, but I'm from the generation raised on lesbo porn.

~D

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I prefer 2Jo.
Ashe
10-14-2003, 09:44 PM
-I won a gold metal in the special olympics... but you know what the worst this about it was?
-No. what?
-I'm still f'n retarded... Yeah, it was for downhill skiing...
+++ horrible line, but great hook up

-Can we buy up a drink? It's fine. He's a millionaire.
+++ seems to always work for the friend, never for me

-Nice shoes. Wanta F?
+++ A classic... Still waiting for it to work. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
tiltboy
10-14-2003, 10:35 PM
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
happyjaypee
10-15-2003, 01:00 AM
Like 8 years ago, two friends of mine were in a bar getting drunk and there was that really nice girl dancing. Jeff dared Eric to got take to her, and he went.

He tapped her on the shoulder and promptly asked: "Excuse me but, I was wondering... Are you more of a clito or a viginal type??"

priceless line... especially since they are now married and got 2 kids! /images/graemlins/wink.gif


-Happy /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Tyler Durden
10-15-2003, 05:12 AM
I see a cute girl at the gym on most afternoons when I go. How does one approach a girl during a workout? She usually doesn't stay long, only 30 minutes. And do girls want to be hit on at a gym? I dunno.

Comments/thoughts (on all streets) appreciated.
Joe Tall
10-15-2003, 08:17 AM
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I see a cute girl at the gym on most afternoons when I go. How does one approach a girl during a workout? She usually doesn't stay long, only 30 minutes. And do girls want to be hit on at a gym? I dunno.

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Read my first post in this thread. Works anytime and anywhere.

You just need the sack to do it.

Good luck,
JT
CrackerZack
10-15-2003, 10:00 AM
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Comments/thoughts (on all streets) appreciated.

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That is hilarious.
hutz
10-15-2003, 11:11 AM
I think Joe Tall's advice is the nuts. You could walk up to her when she's resting between sets, introduce yourself, and explain that you don't want to interrupt her workout but you wanted to invite her to [lunch, go get a snack after her workout, etc.]. I think the "keep it simple, stupid" approach to picking up girls is often the best.

Comments/thoughts (on all streets) appreciated.

Now that's a great line. Thanks for the laughs.
Ted Geisel
10-15-2003, 12:04 PM
To recycle a post you once replied to me:

"You are a retard".

I am sure she is just waiting for you to come over and hit on her ... "I dunno", ya think ?
Tyler Durden
10-15-2003, 12:15 PM
Excuse me, when did I call you a retard? I don't think I've ever called anyone on 2+2 a retard.
Tyler Durden
10-15-2003, 12:17 PM
Thanks I was hoping someone would think so. Go me!
Robk
10-15-2003, 02:51 PM
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And do girls want to be hit on at a gym?

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If you're attractive she won't mind. If you're not you've got no chance in that situation.
Tyler Durden
10-15-2003, 05:00 PM
I am a STUD.
Robk
10-15-2003, 07:03 PM
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I am a STUD.

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Hmm... this is very damaging for my MORE POSTS => LESS ATTRACTIVE theory.
Derringer
10-15-2003, 09:24 PM
I would endorse JT's approach. But weear a wedding ring even if you are not married, as women love to hit on married men. I have been hit on more times being married, then when I was single. And I am not even trying! /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
rtucker5
10-16-2003, 12:58 PM
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I am a STUD.

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This is quite possibly the funniest post of the year. I almost got Sprite on the keyboard. No offense.
J_V
10-16-2003, 01:13 PM
No, that's gotta to hold to some degree of certainty.