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brad
10-07-2003, 04:05 PM
dont mix opiates and orgies.

a public service announcement.

adios
10-08-2003, 01:12 AM
Why not?

Clarkmeister
10-08-2003, 01:20 AM
Don't ask, he might give a link to his Mistress' website or post a picture of himself in womens clothing. /images/graemlins/smile.gif






(for the inquisitive, do an archive search.)

brad
10-08-2003, 08:01 PM
ok, just for the record, i declined that long time ago offer on the advice of you guys, among others /images/graemlins/smile.gif (also she wasnt a mistress or anything, just a bi, actuallly mostly les i think).

brad
10-08-2003, 08:05 PM
the opiates will inhibit your ability to orgasm.

remember the piers anthony book (blue adept or something) (sci fi but really kind of a teen sci fi so you either read it or not)

well anyway

a dancer and a violin player wish or something and their wish is granted so they can dance and play super intense, but, unfortunately, thier bodies are not used to it and so violin players fingers start bleeding and stuff and his hands are ruined for life and the dancer, she dances so intensely she like has a heart attack and dies.

well its analogous to that a bit /images/graemlins/smile.gif