joeysmalls
10-06-2003, 06:08 PM
I broke down the Zoo team, if anyone has extra info on their players, please add:
Zoo team:
Catfish4U – has hairy palms and is blind.
David – Believes in voodoo like happenings such as posting in the Zoo has an effect on his poker sessions, even known to muck AA preflop when it’s been capped.
Dogsballs – Yes that does say, ‘dogballs’, in fact, he collects them and is a good friend of Bob Barker.
Foldarama_City – Not a math whiz, posted a 350 on his Math SAT in high school. Will play overly tight in the first few rounds.
Havanabanana - Known as 'TursitOnTilt' in the tourney world. This character has a horseshoe up his a$$, therefore the more seat changes he makes the more uncomfortable he is. I owe him one.
inthacup - The latest King of the Zoo, don't be fooled, he's no Lion.
JayCo – surprised he’s even playing against a team of players. I’m sure he’ll cry collusion after it is through or maybe organizing collusion on the zoo team, himself.
jek187 - simply put, jek fears me: "Also, while I'm sure you're a nice guy, would you mind staying out of my games? Someone who only sees the flop 22% outside the blinds and raises preflop 15% isn't someone I want to deal w/.” – via a PM by jerk 187
kdog – This hound lives in the ghetto of Worcester, Mass. When not dealing crack or running ho’s on Peidmont Street, he likes to play Hold’em when the curbside crap game isn’t running.
Lorinda – Simply put, she’s the best.
Miah – the first one to break out of every tournament, don’t worry about him, if he flops the nuts an you bet into him, he’ll just call you down or may even fold.
MrGrob – tight-a$$, not as weak-tight as Miah, but damn close.
Myrtle – Another Ma$$hole, he is a Sox fan but he’s also a tight wad and won’t spend any money at any of the games.
n1stunnor – A true ‘zoo-er’, rarely cross posts, therefore he just adds to the spam. He’s been locked up in there since his start at 2+2.
Ohkanada – Hates TruePoker, likely to be a no-show.
ramjam – known to play .02/.04 games and nervous about putting his entire bankroll on the line in the tournament. Wears bell-bottom pants.
RustyJedi – big fan of onlinechamp. Nuff said.
Terry – Thinks he’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweep stakes. Nuff said.
William - fed up with the spam in the zoo, maybe he’ll come our way after we win. However, it’ll be 4AM when the tournament starts where he lives, so he’ll be half asleep at his PC.
XlgJoe – He’s new to the forum and has few posts. Seemingly he will not get off the couch to add anything to the forum, nor his team. No worry here.
Peace,
JT
Zoo team:
Catfish4U – has hairy palms and is blind.
David – Believes in voodoo like happenings such as posting in the Zoo has an effect on his poker sessions, even known to muck AA preflop when it’s been capped.
Dogsballs – Yes that does say, ‘dogballs’, in fact, he collects them and is a good friend of Bob Barker.
Foldarama_City – Not a math whiz, posted a 350 on his Math SAT in high school. Will play overly tight in the first few rounds.
Havanabanana - Known as 'TursitOnTilt' in the tourney world. This character has a horseshoe up his a$$, therefore the more seat changes he makes the more uncomfortable he is. I owe him one.
inthacup - The latest King of the Zoo, don't be fooled, he's no Lion.
JayCo – surprised he’s even playing against a team of players. I’m sure he’ll cry collusion after it is through or maybe organizing collusion on the zoo team, himself.
jek187 - simply put, jek fears me: "Also, while I'm sure you're a nice guy, would you mind staying out of my games? Someone who only sees the flop 22% outside the blinds and raises preflop 15% isn't someone I want to deal w/.” – via a PM by jerk 187
kdog – This hound lives in the ghetto of Worcester, Mass. When not dealing crack or running ho’s on Peidmont Street, he likes to play Hold’em when the curbside crap game isn’t running.
Lorinda – Simply put, she’s the best.
Miah – the first one to break out of every tournament, don’t worry about him, if he flops the nuts an you bet into him, he’ll just call you down or may even fold.
MrGrob – tight-a$$, not as weak-tight as Miah, but damn close.
Myrtle – Another Ma$$hole, he is a Sox fan but he’s also a tight wad and won’t spend any money at any of the games.
n1stunnor – A true ‘zoo-er’, rarely cross posts, therefore he just adds to the spam. He’s been locked up in there since his start at 2+2.
Ohkanada – Hates TruePoker, likely to be a no-show.
ramjam – known to play .02/.04 games and nervous about putting his entire bankroll on the line in the tournament. Wears bell-bottom pants.
RustyJedi – big fan of onlinechamp. Nuff said.
Terry – Thinks he’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweep stakes. Nuff said.
William - fed up with the spam in the zoo, maybe he’ll come our way after we win. However, it’ll be 4AM when the tournament starts where he lives, so he’ll be half asleep at his PC.
XlgJoe – He’s new to the forum and has few posts. Seemingly he will not get off the couch to add anything to the forum, nor his team. No worry here.
Peace,
JT