08-31-2002, 10:50 PM
A member invites a guest to play the famous course, and to make up the foursome Hootie and another member (who is extremely wealthy) played with them.
At the first tee Hootie suggests a $20 Nassau bet. "At my club, we always play minimum $250 Nassau's", brags the guest.
At the first par 3 hole, one of the members suggests they each put up $20 for closest to the pin. "Hell, at my club we always play $100 for closest." the guest claims.
The next hole and Hootie suggests a $20 bet for the longest drive. The guest pipes up again: "At my club..." The wealthy member, tired of this, interrupts: "Tell me, what are you worth? I mean everything: investments, real estate, furniture in your homes, every single thing you own. Sell it all and how much cash would you have?"
"Oh, maybe $30 million" the guest answers.
"Okay" the member says, fishing a quarter out of his pocket. "Lets flip for it!!"
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At the first tee Hootie suggests a $20 Nassau bet. "At my club, we always play minimum $250 Nassau's", brags the guest.
At the first par 3 hole, one of the members suggests they each put up $20 for closest to the pin. "Hell, at my club we always play $100 for closest." the guest claims.
The next hole and Hootie suggests a $20 bet for the longest drive. The guest pipes up again: "At my club..." The wealthy member, tired of this, interrupts: "Tell me, what are you worth? I mean everything: investments, real estate, furniture in your homes, every single thing you own. Sell it all and how much cash would you have?"
"Oh, maybe $30 million" the guest answers.
"Okay" the member says, fishing a quarter out of his pocket. "Lets flip for it!!"
A9s