Can someone bring me a Diet Sprite or Coke

[wdbaker]

Don't you hate that, you have three NL tables going, not losing but can't catch good cards to save your life and you run out of something to drink. Thinking about getting one of those mini fridges... what da ya think ???

[Wake up CALL]

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Don't you hate that, you have three NL tables going, not losing but can't catch good cards to save your life and you run out of something to drink. Thinking about getting one of those mini fridges... what da ya think ???

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An I.V. tube is more efficient, of course then you do not have any bottles handy in which to relieve yourself.

[rusty JEDI]

A mini fridge definetly helps add to +ev

[jasonHoldEm]

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of course then you do not have any bottles handy in which to relieve yourself

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Catheter...solves all my problems.

[goodguy_1]

I got a pisspot under my desk I use it regularly rather than walking/running the 25 feet to the bathroom...

[RiverCod]

Ever hear of wireless? I can't tell you how satisfying it is to flop the nuts while sitting on the can with your laptop and wireless network card.

You can tell people that you "gotta flush" and you won't be bluffing!

[Mike Haven]

i find the easiest, most compact and healthiest solution to the problem of thirst and of the resulting calls of nature is to keep a pint glass handy, collect your urine, and then drink it between the refill pees - the only bad news is that this has the same long term effect on the initial can of coke as rake does on the money on the table - it gradually decreases in size - so you do need maybe three cokes to last the normal fourteen hour sessiom - but then, packing the drinks and snacks, toilet paper, magazines, and so on, is all part of the usual preparation before sitting down - (tip: using a standard pilot's check-list system avoids embarrassing omissions where you have to sit out the utg+1 and utg hands to go and get your dental floss or whatever)

a little fruit juice of your choice can be added, of course, to vary the flavour

http://skepdic.com/urine.html :
Urine therapy refers to one of several uses of urine to prevent or cure sickness, to enhance beauty or to cleanse one's bowels. Most devotees drink the midstream of their morning urine. Some prefer it straight and steaming hot; others mix it with juice or serve it over fruit. Some prefer a couple of urine drops mixed with a tablespoon of water applied sublingually several times a day. Some wash themselves in their own golden fluid to improve their skin quality.

http://www.texasonline.net/langley/columns/drink.htm :
Just a glass a day keeps the doctor away

but, always remember: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/03/17/1047749725415.html

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goodguy - the idea of having a pisspot under your desk is just disgusting