a quest

i think i am going on a little quest here. i may be in the chicago area. the main purpose is to really find out once and for all, is there really a person called spm. while i doubt that he is real. i will look and turn over the rocks trying to find the snake. when i do, curtains.

unfortunity i cant guarantee i will get that far south, but im working on it as i write.

He's real, alright. And a pleasure to play with to boot.


He plays at both Harrah's and Hollywood. He's the guy with the fresh box of tissues and copy of "Real Men Don't Fold" on his lap.

Her name really is desire! It's not capitalized on her birth certificate either! Me? I don't use my real name so that freaks like you can't look me up in the phone book and hassle me. What's your name? Netkook?

Is there any way you could take a camera? It would be a shame to actually sight an SPM, and the not be able to provide evidence that you succeeded. If you had a digital camera you could post the pics on twoplustwo.


Good luck, but don't get your hopes up. I still remember that day in high school when the other kids told me there was really no santa claus.

I forgot to ask. If you find SPM and can teach him to lay down a hand, are you taking him on the road? Instead of having a twoplustwo convention, maybe we could all come along and have a twoplustwo road trip..

naw, getting him to fold might be too much to ask. and letting you folks get in on a road trip and make all that easy money. next you will open a 3+3 site and put us out of business.

Lay down a hand? Man, you can tell you guys ain't played with SPM...that's ALL he does..lay down hand after hand, hour after hour.


Reminds me of the time I chased his pocket queens right into the much with 5 7 os...heh

Ray,


if you put me in the 5-10 game, I'll personally escort you to Harrah's and Hollywood in search of SPM. I have met him personally. and i can point him out to you. let me know when you are in town. where are you staying?

Phat Mack,


It appears Ray is not telling us exactly when he'll be in my town. I've got a digital camera and will take photos. But, I think Ray is afraid that he may be up against me or SPM.


Furthermore, I would take him to a real pizza joint just, so he could get off that wild berry and tufo hotdog kick. I really doubt that he'll show up, and think he is a fictious character made up by David Sklansky. Let's face it I can't tell the difference between any of the two plus two advanced series books. They all read like they were written by the same person.


Good Luck


Mark

zee in chi for za? i'd go...