08-03-2002, 01:04 PM
Internet Stuff
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400.
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The average number of people airborne over the US in any given hour: 61,000.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
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Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
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What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession.
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If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand.
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Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.
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What is the only food that doesn't spoil? Honey.
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40% of all people at a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the "honeymoon".
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts. Hence the phrase "mind your P's and Q's".
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. Hence the phrase "Wet your whistle". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Coca-Cola was originally green.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The average number of people airborne over the US in any given hour: 61,000.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is the only food that doesn't spoil? Honey.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
40% of all people at a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the "honeymoon".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts. Hence the phrase "mind your P's and Q's".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. Hence the phrase "Wet your whistle". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.