funnier jokes, I promise

[Boris]

Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002 winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeer Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an [censored].

[Zeno]

Great post. Very enjoyable.

-Zeno

[HDPM]

Do misanthropes like jokes?

Is a misanthrope who is dogging on somebody for their pathetic humanness a "disanthrope?"

[Zeno]

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Is a misanthrope who is dogging on somebody for their pathetic humanness a "disanthrope?"

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That is fairly good HDPM. You should enter it in next years contest.

And Yes! Misanthropes like jokes. In fact, all of F**king humanity is one big joke. So it all fits together in a nice neat package with a cute little pink bow on top. Of course, the package is a bomb but you should be expecting one - Right! /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Yours in contempt, derision, and revulsion, and with regards too,

Le Misanthrope

[brad]

ok a little preface. my brothers best friend was/is black and this is where i heard this (maybe when they were gorging on food or someting i dont know) its pretty funny but u know only if youre not a sick f***.

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