I suspect that we are descendant from apes

Or at least President Gump might be. You be the judge.

that's parallel evolution at its finest.

#10 Jumps up and down in middle of table squealing, every time he wins a pot.


#9 Raises without even looking at his cards first - no opposable thumbs.


Your turn...


eLROY

Grooming habits includes picking (on) nits and eating them.

one everybody else calls, he calls too. (monkey see, monkey do).


brad

flings his poop at players who three bet him.


Pat

after many fruitless attempts to jump up and reach the tv (which is mounted rather high up) to change the channel, he finally realizes he can stack a few chairs, stand on them, and easily tune in his desired channel.

Cyrus afraid to enter local cardroom - and with good reason - because it smells like eLROY's urine.


eLROY

Constantly bitching to other players about how those Samsonite commercials made his ass look bigger than it really is.