pesky skunk again

well, that pesky skunk is back again. he was the one that moved into the dog house that sits against my house in the back yard while i was in alaska. as i came out of my garage today there he was 10 feet away with his tail raised and ready to squirt me with his foul smelling green liquid. i made it into the garage and closed the door while leaving him wondering what happened. there will be no more darting outside for awhile anyway.

SPM, now's your chance! Don a gask mask, a megaphone, and get over to zee's house while he's trapped inside. You can quote passages from your future tales of the green felt until he finaly relents and increases your per word pay...


It's either that or the skunk. I wonder which fate he'll choose?

Skunk in the dog house? Begs the question: what happened to the dog?