Jesus was dark skinned

The truth hurts.

he just burns and peels, burns and peels. He wishes he was dark skinned, though.

and he would be turning over in his grave, if he could, at the things morons throughout history have done to others in the name of religion

Nate, if you take a close look at Cassius Clay, you will find that he is actually light skinned.

I sympathise with you. Actually, I can tan. After I burn and peel a couple of times, my skin will finally tan in self defense. But if I stay out of the sun for a few weaks, it will return to it's usual fish belly white. However, it's obvious that my ancestors came from some place that the sun only shines 5 days a year and it was so cold they still were wearing furs on those days.