07-16-2002, 02:30 PM
From today's installment of "Non Sequitur" {little copyright sign} in the Baltimore Sun.
Danae: "The conclusion of my emergency meeting regarding homo sapiens is to adopt a zero-tolerance policy."
Dad: "Um...Danae? Doesn't the adoption of this as a NEW policy infer that you tolerated people in the past?"
Pause...
Danae: "Fortunately, this sanctimonious policy shields me from logic and renders your question moot."
Dad: "Of course. How silly of me..."
Danae: "The conclusion of my emergency meeting regarding homo sapiens is to adopt a zero-tolerance policy."
Dad: "Um...Danae? Doesn't the adoption of this as a NEW policy infer that you tolerated people in the past?"
Pause...
Danae: "Fortunately, this sanctimonious policy shields me from logic and renders your question moot."
Dad: "Of course. How silly of me..."