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07-15-2002, 06:19 PM
A young woman had just been introduced to the game of golf by the club pro. The pro gave her the basics, demonstrating how to hold the clubs and so forth, then showed her where to tee off.


After a few minutes the young woman came back to the clubhouse in tears. The pro asked her: "What's the matter dear?"


"A bee stung me." She cried.


Pro: "Where did he sting you?"


She tells him, "Between the first and the second hole."


Pro, "Oh, well, I think you might be standing with a little too wide of stance."