Joke

Why doesn't Mexico have any decent Olympic athletes?

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Because any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim well enough is already in America.

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member".


After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

juxtaposition of olymipic athlete and illegal alien makes it funny im pretty sure.


brad