Internet Joke

The F.B.I, the C.I.A and the L.A.P.D. are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He realeases a rabbit into the forest and each agency has to catch it.


The C.I.A. goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question plant and mineral witnesses.After three months of extensive investigation they conclude that rabbits do not exist.


The F.B.I. goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.


The L.A.P.D goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is screaming, "OK OK! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

desire,


I hope you still have a little somethin somethin when your in the poker wars. We miss you in Chicago land. Come Back!


SPM,...play long and prosper...

Isn't it interesting that the best jokes always contain an element of truth?


Ron

Just as interesting to me is that the best jokes also seem to be humorous at the expense or failings of others.


Just some thoughts...


Michael D.


PS - Desire, I looked for you at Hollywood on Thursday and did not see you