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07-10-2002, 10:45 AM
The Mid West is a fertile land of opportunity for any West Coast Professional poker player. Why buck heads with the likes of David & Masson when the pastures are so fertile here in the Mid West. Our fish which includes the SPM who is weak tight and fears even his own shadow. In fact the only hand he ever puts someone on is the nuts. Now that's weak, would push ups help?


Last night the SPM returned to his old stomping grounds Hollywood Casino in Aurora, IL. He got into a feeder 10/20 game and won the first four battles dealt. This of course scared the heck out of him, so when they called his name for 5/10 he jumped into that game immediately. The last time the SPM won four hands in a row, the first Bush was President. He knew they were trying to set him up for the kill, but he out smarted them.


The kind of action you get at Hollywood would be best described as GANG CALLING! The first big hand the SPM got was pocket Kings, but it seems he always gets the gay Kings because the flop came with an ACE of course. Pocket Queens had to be lesbians because they fought like Kings but turned out to be sissy's. They couldn't swim and drowned at the river. Cap Canaveral sent a couple of rockets and fueled them up to the cap pre-flop. Seven guys called the first raise but they got smart after the cap and abandoned ship when they herd the rocket tanks were full. The rockets were dudes to a flop of 8,10, Q giving the nut straight to the nut who called all four bets pre-flop. Turns out two guys had pocket rockets, but it was the other guy who took them to the river.


Some how the SPM managed to find a couple of winners when some of the gang went to dinner. Embracing the release and watching the gang beat each other up is truly a sight to see. So if you're a street fighter and have experience in gang warfare, I recommend Hollywood Casino. For me I'm going back to IN their not quite as nuts. Gangs scare me and I hate those drive by shootings.


SPM,...play long and prosper...

07-10-2002, 01:06 PM
spm, long winded posts, blatant ad for your casino , talk of rockets and the like, i can see you need to be severly repremanded. even though your admirer, desire, may come at me with claws extended, i feel you need a 30 minute penalty from posting. i know it may be hard and cruel but some things must be done. please pick a time for your punishment to begin.

07-10-2002, 09:37 PM
spm, i haven't posted much this year, you can have all my alotment of bandwidth, if you run out...ps, hi ray!

07-10-2002, 09:47 PM
i wanta know when spm 30 min out ...no use logging on if no spm...gl