Top Ten Signs Your In The Wrong Game

10. You ask the dealer to square up the table when you first sit down and you end up with less room.


9. The first card the dealer deals you is an ace but he flips it face up and it becomes the burn card.


8. Your first pocket pair is kings, the flop comes with an ace and it's three bets to you.


7. You flop a set and two other players flopped bigger sets.


6. After three hours you are even and within the next ten minutes you are down three stacks.


5. The player to your left orders a Bloody Mary and the waitress spills the drink on you.


4. Your in a great game and the Floor starts another game and your great game is now four players short.


3. You ask for a deck change and the Floor asks you to leave the Casino.


2. You just lost your third straight hand to a one outer.


1. After 2 1/2 hours you're broke.

10. You ask the dealer to square up the table when you first sit down and he tells you this is the only shape table they have.


9. The first card the dealer deals you is a deuce; it flips face up but the floor rules it touched your hand and that you therefore must accept it.


8. Your first pocket pair is kings, the flop comes with an ace and they all check to you. You bet and they all call. They all check the turn and you bet and they all call. They check the river and you bet and it goes check-raise, check-re-raise, cold call to you.


7. You flop a set and get two calls. Two other players catch bigger sets on the turn.


6. After three hours you are up three stacks and within the next ten minutes you are down three stacks and have misplaced your cell phone.


5. The player to your left orders a Bloody Mary and the waitress spills the drink on you. She leaves and the drunk next to you starts wiping off your lap.


4. You're in a great game and the Floor asks you to accompany him to the restroom.


3. You ask for a deck change and the Floor asks you to accompany him to the restroom.


2. You just lost your third straight hand to a no outer, while you were in the restroom.


1. After 15 minutes you're broke, tired, hungry, and horny, with no means to satisfy any of your needs, the Floorman having gone on break.


Offered with apologies and thanks to SPM.

n.m.

Well at least if #7 happened it would be a misdeal and you'd get your money back /images/smile.gif