Last Chance to Pay Less Taxes

[Mempho]

I am accountant and to avoid the usual early to mid April grinding and gnashing of teeth, I thought I'd let some of you be more "proactive" in approach to taxes. This is called tax plannning. I will offering a service between now and 7pm CST tonight in which I will let you purposely lose chips to me. I am doing this simply because I'm a nice guy /images/graemlins/laugh.gif...now, amount doesn't matter...it could be $100, $1000, $100,000 or more....I will stay until midnight if you really need help with a large amount (poor me for having to work late on NYE /images/graemlins/mad.gif ....but alas, I am here for you guys. You may ask, "Will this really save me money?"...and the answer is...Yes, it will save you money on your taxes. So, those of you with $50,000, $100,000 tax bills coming...why pay that much. Allow your taxes to become my taxes.

And remember....keep flopping air today!!!

[Matty]

You get an F+ ... which is worse than an F because it shows you actually tried.

[KnickNut3]

7.5/10

I smirked.

[jba]

I thought it was pretty funny on an intellectual level. I didn't actually laugh, though. I think you need to work on delivery.

[Sniper]

Sorry Mempho... Definately a Thumbs down kinda guy...

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[Mempho]

Well, at least you're nice enough to put Hooters girls in there...so it's not all bad. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[MicroBob]

wow. that guy is pretty unpopular.

[TStoneMBD]

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I thought it was pretty funny on an intellectual level. I didn't actually laugh, though. I think you need to work on delivery.

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[Sniper]

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Well, at least you're nice enough to put Hooters girls in there...so it's not all bad. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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It's New Years Eve... figured I may as well spread some cheer even in a thumbs down comment /images/graemlins/wink.gif