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PokerBob
12-31-2005, 06:37 AM
.....a tatoo of a vine/rose/flower thingy that wraps around the ankle of a woman? anything? i think not.

12-31-2005, 06:40 AM
I am pretty sure cooking meth in a trailer screams white trash more than anything else.

siccjay
12-31-2005, 06:46 AM
A matching one around her arm.

12-31-2005, 06:56 AM
http://www.ibiblio.org/dls/pics/2002-10-26/white_trash.jpg

edfurlong
12-31-2005, 07:10 AM
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Thats funny because she is pretending to be white trash, but if you look around it's not far from the truth.

Please tell me she is pretending.

MelchyBeau
12-31-2005, 07:15 AM
Ok pokerbob, there are several things.

A mullet on a woman.
a chick who dips.
stained wife beater
broken down car on blocks in front of trailer
a NASCAR tat.
I could go on but I am tired

Melch

chisness
12-31-2005, 10:22 AM
White trash seems so easy to spot. Women in oversized t-shirts are usually a good sign.

How about well off people though? It seems like they're pretty easy to spot too. Well fitting clothes and good grooming are probably best signs.

12-31-2005, 12:06 PM
Anyone who raises a fist in the air when a Bon Jovi song comes on.

nomadtla
12-31-2005, 12:27 PM
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Anyone who raises a fist in the air when a Bon Jovi song comes on.

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If Bon Jovi makes you white trash then I might as well go get the mullet now.

12-31-2005, 03:01 PM
The breast tattoo (invariably trashy).
Anything NASCAR (there are no exceptions).
Those stupid decals depicting Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) urinating on a Ford, Chevy or Dodge logo.

Yee-haw.

PokerBob
12-31-2005, 06:00 PM
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Those stupid decals depicting Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) urinating on a Ford, Chevy or Dodge logo.


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i stand corrected, as this clearly is the correct answer.

12-31-2005, 06:02 PM
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Anyone who raises a fist in the air when a Bon Jovi song comes on.

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If Bon Jovi makes you white trash then I might as well go get the mullet now.

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Business in the front, Party in the back! Enjoy your mullet!

Voltron87
12-31-2005, 06:07 PM
in britain its competitive darts on tv

oneHUNDRED and EIGHTYYY!!!!

ilya
12-31-2005, 06:19 PM
calling people "White Trash."

sublime
12-31-2005, 06:40 PM
smoking in a car with children as passengers

Alobar
12-31-2005, 06:46 PM
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smoking in a car with children as passengers

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at least in the car the kids can roll down the windows (tho reaching the hand crank is prolly hard for them). In the trailer they have nowhere to escape

Rod Jr
12-31-2005, 06:51 PM
You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

6) You like to go "Muddin"

JihadOnTheRiver
12-31-2005, 06:53 PM
This is a true story, not imbellished in any manner. It comes from my 2 years and 4 months of living in God's toilet, that is Meridian MS.

I lived in a 3 story house on a lake that was pretty much a frat-type situation with 5 guys and a lot of male and female visitors. There was one broad in particular that lived in a trailer park down the way. She'd had a lot of sex with a lot of people that I knew. I had not partaken because of my GF and standards. She was almost cute, but trashy and just gross to me. One day she was over at our house and needed a ride back to her place to check on her baby (no dad of course). I was the only one sober (damn friday night flight schedule), so I drove her. Here is the answer to your question:

On the way I note her recent 15-20 pound weight loss. She says that when she switched to Meth she started losing a lot of wieght. When we arrived at her place, her 250 pound mother was holding her baby, standing on the steps, screaming at her. There was a car on cement blocks in her front yard with all the appropriate redneck stickers/paraphenalia (including the aforementioned C&H whiz sticker). She disappeared for about a minute, came back, now wearing a Nascar hoodie and asked if we could stop by the gas station on the way back. On the way she offered me oral sex which I promptly declined. When we got to the gas station I went in with her and she got a 12'r of Beast and some cigs. She was 5 bucks short (a $10 or so bill), so I "loaned" her the money. We got in the car and she said "oh wait, can I have another $1?" She ran inside and came back with a small glass thing with a paper rose in it. When I asked who it was for, she said that its a very simple way to make a crack pipe (?). Later that night she had a threesome with a fat friend of mine and a chubby female friend of hers.

That is your answer. Big Steve will attest that this is not in the least bit a rare occurence in MS.

-Jihad

sublime
12-31-2005, 06:53 PM
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You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

6) You like to go "Muddin"

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this list sucks

prana
12-31-2005, 06:57 PM
You are white trash if:

Your oven is on the patio and the patio furniture is in the kitchen.

Don't forget about a t/a, camaro, or firebird on blocks little yard there is in a trailer park.

Alobar
12-31-2005, 07:01 PM
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You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

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jeeps are cool, and older camero's are the [censored]


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2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

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sounds like your typical college kid. And besides all white trash drinks is coors light, so there is no need to catalog (sorry sponger)

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3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

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white trash is more a "git' er done!" cap


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4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

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wasnt that the #1 rated show for a couple years?

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5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

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uhm, thats not white trash, thats just 1980s

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6) You like to go "Muddin"

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hey you got one! 1 for 6 isnt too shabby!

Rod Jr
12-31-2005, 07:04 PM
Ah, sounds like you are trying to deny that you are white trash.

12-31-2005, 07:05 PM
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You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

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jeeps are cool, and older camero's are the [censored]


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2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

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sounds like your typical college kid. And besides all white trash drinks is coors light, so there is no need to catalog (sorry sponger)

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3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

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white trash is more a "git' er done!" cap


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4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

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wasnt that the #1 rated show for a couple years?

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5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

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uhm, thats not white trash, thats just 1980s

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6) You like to go "Muddin"

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hey you got one! 1 for 6 isnt too shabby!

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Alobar, I appreciate you saving me the time, you posted word for word what I was going to. Thanks, happy NYE.

sublime
12-31-2005, 07:06 PM
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Ah, sounds like you are trying to deny that you are white trash.

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no, hes pointing out that your profiling abilities suck hiltonfoot.

Alobar
12-31-2005, 07:08 PM
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Ah, sounds like you are trying to deny that you are white trash.

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heh, this from the guys whos nick is "Rod Jr"

12-31-2005, 07:10 PM
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in britain its competitive darts on tv

oneHUNDRED and EIGHTYYY!!!!

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That announcer is orders of magnitude better than the spanish GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!! guy.

BCPVP
12-31-2005, 07:11 PM
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You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

6) You like to go "Muddin"

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What an idiotic list. "Muddin" (though I've never heard it called that) could be considered white trash I guess. The others have little if anything to do with white trash. My lifting gloves and my old lineman gloves were fingerless. Guess I'm white trash... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

12-31-2005, 07:14 PM
Id bet cowboy hats will be the new trendy thing once the queer eye guys get ahold of it.

http://v9.indiewire.com/ots/brokeback.jpg

krazyace5
12-31-2005, 07:29 PM
I don't know what it is but everytime I go to Wal-mart it is white trash central. No other store seems to attract the amount of white trash that wal-mart does. My wal-mart even has this older lady greeter who smiles and welcomes you, but when she smiles you see a mouth full of gums with one lone front tooth.

sublime
12-31-2005, 07:31 PM
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I don't know what it is but everytime I go to Wal-mart it is white trash central. No other store seems to attract the amount of white trash that wal-mart does. My wal-mart even has this older lady greeter who smiles and welcomes you, but when she smiles you see a mouth full of gums with one lone front tooth.

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OH MAN!

i swear i was going to make this post last week. i consider walmart to be a preview of hell. it has the dregs of every race spilled into a confined place.

Dudd
12-31-2005, 07:37 PM
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I don't know what it is but everytime I go to Wal-mart it is white trash central. No other store seems to attract the amount of white trash that wal-mart does. My wal-mart even has this older lady greeter who smiles and welcomes you, but when she smiles you see a mouth full of gums with one lone front tooth.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that at least half your teeth have to be either missing or in a full fledged state of decay to work at WalMart. I can't imagine looking into a mirror and seeing half my teeth black from decay, wondering how the hell I'd let myself go so much.

Alobar
12-31-2005, 08:07 PM
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I don't know what it is but everytime I go to Wal-mart it is white trash central. No other store seems to attract the amount of white trash that wal-mart does. My wal-mart even has this older lady greeter who smiles and welcomes you, but when she smiles you see a mouth full of gums with one lone front tooth.

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OH MAN!

i swear i was going to make this post last week. i consider walmart to be a preview of hell. it has the dregs of every race spilled into a confined place.

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no kidding. I actually like to go there when im feeling depressed, cuz all I have to do is look around and it makes me feel really good about myself

12-31-2005, 08:30 PM
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.....a tatoo of a vine/rose/flower thingy that wraps around the ankle of a woman? anything? i think not.

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You forgot to mention that the ankle is pasty white and big as a ham.

Also, you are white trash if your wife and your girl friend are related.

ReDeYES88
12-31-2005, 08:44 PM
if you live in any one of these places (http://www.drbukk.com/gmhom/park.html)

some great sarcasm here, worth a read

arod15
12-31-2005, 08:45 PM
missing front teeth...

12-31-2005, 10:14 PM
Ive always wanted a camaro/trans.......guess im white trash

MrX
01-01-2006, 12:43 AM
the "outdoor couch", most common location is on the front porch