OT: Who is pretending?

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I was over at my brother's house for the holidays and he has an 11 year old daughter. She and her friends go to forums and post pictures of their boyfriends (a lot of Orlando Bloom), their horses, their dogs, etc. and make stuff up. They call this a role playing game and apparently it is quite common.In light of that, it wouldn't be that big a surprise if one or more posters here turned out to be pre-teen role players. Probably the most likely cases are some of the goofy ones that eventually end up getting banned, but maybe there are some big surprises.

I'd say its the ones who never post any hands, like JuKel or Stanzee.

Jukel dont need to post hands... He is far above our level and dont need any advise from us noobs.... :P

[sofere]

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I'd say its the ones who never post any hands, like JuKel or Stanzee.

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I wanna see the two of them play heads up. It'll be like an Ali-Foreman bout.

[lacky]

oops, I've never posted a hand....

[johnnybeef]

dare i say.....yugo?

[GrekeHaus]

From what I understand, Raptor's only 12.

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Well, those guys are more likely, but it would be really interesting if it were more unexpected.

Maybe Bluefeet is just pretending to be 40?

A couple of guys I've met look like they could be 14.

GtrHtr? Kids love to pretend to be Army Rangers or Green Berets or Shadow Company, huwaaah.

The ever-mysterious Lorinda?

[Eevee]

maybe my earlier pokemon related posts with raptor provide a clue...not to mention my avatar.

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[bluefeet]

well...you're 1/2 wrong anyway

http://japundit.com/images/GirlyMan.jpg

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[Eevee]

lol vnh

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I'm gonna have to leave work to see that image. It just says "[GirlyMan]" on my text browser. BTW, to you geeks, I've upgraded from Lynx and am now browsing on w3m.

[Roland32]

my moneys on Pergasu

I'm actually a 53-year old machinist pretending to be a 16-year old cheerleader, hoping to meet other middle-aged men pretending to be adolescent girls.

Oh wait, I'm getting this site mixed with MySpace again. Nevermind.

[pergesu]

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my moneys on Pergasu

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That's right, I'm pretending to be a 20 year old [censored] who thinks that getting high and listening to Tupac at least triples his ROI.

In real life, I'm a..

[J-Lo]

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In real life, I'm a..

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40 year old virgin who works at an electronics store ( i could take this further, but it's friday and i'm gona get ready to go out)

[SlackerMcFly]

I'm a Slacker wanna-be.

Does that count? Or does that make me just a "poseur".

I've met a lot of the guys and can say for sure that most of them are (un)real in many respects. It is suspicious, though, that Lacky doesn't post hands or pictures..... Hmmmm.

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[Degen]

i am actually a 52 year old tranvestite puerto rican maid, my master is usually away so it gives me much free time to pose as a mediocre one table tournament player on the internet /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[skipperbob]

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i am actually a 52 year old tranvestite puerto rican maid, my master is usually away so it gives me much free time to pose as a mediocre one table tournament player on the internet /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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Have we dated? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[lacky]

nah, he had a birthday since then

[citanul]

i'm actually a surly 24 year old guy. i just pretend to be nice.

[Jbrochu]

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I'm actually a 53-year old machinist pretending to be a 16-year old cheerleader, hoping to meet other middle-aged men pretending to be adolescent girls.

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You might want to read "The Tea Room Trade."