newbie nurse joke...

at the doctors lounge, there was considerable concern about the new nurse...


i told her to give 5 mg of valium at 10 o'clock, and she gave 10 mg at 5"...


another doc added...i said to hang one i.v. drip at 6 0'clock and she put up 5 at one o'clock...


oh my gosh...says dr. mason...as he starts to leave the break room..." i just told her to prick mr. brier's boil."....


gl

You have no talent for telling a joke...But we love you anyway.


SPM,...play long and prosper...

prisoners on cell block c told the same jokes over and over....for years to the sam convicts...by and by...they just numbered the jokes..everyone remembered the joke...and laffed...


until..a new con from chicago..entered cell block c...he was amused by the number system...one day he yelled out one of their favorite numbers...but


no one laffed...


he asked one of the old trustee cons...why did no one laff?


well spm, the felon replied...some guys just cannot tell a joke....lol..gl

Well that was better...


SPM,...play long and prosper...

spm ..joke critic,,,gl