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06-30-2002, 05:08 PM
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.....


Love is grand; divorce is several hundred grand.


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common....They should both be changed regularly -- and for the same reason.


Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex!!!


It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.


A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turning-signal fluid."


I'm so depressed... My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.


Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book ... It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People"

07-01-2002, 08:36 AM