bisonbison is backback

[SomethingClever]

bison, welcome back. What the hell have you been up to?

You disappear for months on end, then show up and make like 34 posts in one day?

Whatever, welcome back!

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[bisonbison]

Work. Drinking. Smoking pot. No online poker since June. No poker at all since whenever the Vegas trip was.

Now? Work. Drinking. Smoking pot. Poker.

[deacsoft]

Nice likeness.

[bisonbison]

except now I have no goattee and I'm wearing contacts.

[SomethingClever]

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Nice likeness.

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I think Eurotrash drew it back in the legendary MSPaint thread. I GIS'd bisonbison and it came up.

[SomethingClever]

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except now I have no goattee and I'm wearing contacts.

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Avatar update? Stuey will hook you up with something dope.

[whiskeytown]

it's a great formula -

had to quit drinking - but I've tried to add a couple more destructive vices in there - like a 55 inch TV -

it's a good life, man /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

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except now I have no goattee and I'm wearing contacts.

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Damn. I liked you in glasses. That's one thing i liked about you. That and your dear bison column. Will you be doing another one because some of us have been waiting?

[Stuey]

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except now I have no goattee and I'm wearing contacts.

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Avatar update? Stuey will hook you up with something dope.

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[miajag81]

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except now I have no goattee and I'm wearing contacts.

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Avatar update? Stuey will hook you up with something dope.

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nh

[bisonbison]

Please note, I didn't shave the goattee, my chin melted over it.

[cnfuzzd]

Dear Bison,

I missed you. Alot. Please stick around more. Also, is it okay that i chuckle when i think of you being high?

peace

john nickle

[THATWACOKID]

i like pot

[Eurotrash]

ah, one of my favorite MS Paints.

why did it have to lose to that dreadfully overrated 5 year olds thread? /images/graemlins/frown.gif



edit: also, welcome back Bison (welcome back, welcome back, welcome back)

[asofel]

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Dear Bison,

I missed you. Alot. Please stick around more. Also, is it okay that i chuckle when i think of you being high?

peace

john nickle

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I think you and Bison should get blazed and discuss something. Post results here.

[uw_madtown]

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Dear Bison,

I missed you. Alot. Please stick around more. Also, is it okay that i chuckle when i think of you being high?

peace

john nickle

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I think you and Bison should get blazed and discuss something. Post results here.

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BEST NIGHT IN #SSTAKES EVER.

Please make that happen.

[bisonbison]

Damn. I liked you in glasses. That's one thing i liked about you. That and your dear bison column. Will you be doing another one because some of us have been waiting?

There will come a time, I'm sure.

[bisonbison]

PJN,

I missed you too. Of course it's fine to laugh at me high. I'd never smoked more than twice in a month until this fall, and now? Let's just say I'm doing some stuff I missed out on in my early to mid-20s.

[bisonbison]

(welcome back, welcome back, welcome back)

My favorite Onyx song samples this line.

[Jack of Arcades]

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Work. Drinking. Smoking pot. No online poker since June. No poker at all since whenever the Vegas trip was.

Now? Work. Drinking. Smoking pot. Poker.

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I've been getting the urge to start up again with so much free time over the winter break, but I'm not sure I could handle it again. That, and the apartment is much more peaceful when I'm not throwing things.

[Eurotrash]

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(welcome back, welcome back, welcome back)

My favorite Onyx song samples this line.

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to celebrate this momentous occasion, I suggest we let the boys be boys.

[bisonbison]

Basically, my whole goal playing poker now is to maintain an even emotional reaction to any results.

If I play enough hands, I will win. I know this. So now any moving up will involve a 500BB bankroll and a promise to look at my own results as little as possible during and after sessions.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

This is a good day for OOT and 2p2. Welcome back.

[Jack of Arcades]

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Basically, my whole goal playing poker now is to maintain an even emotional reaction to any results.

If I play enough hands, I will win. I know this. So now any moving up will involve a 500BB bankroll and a promise to look at my own results as little as possible during and after sessions.

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Heh, this is way too much poker content for OOT, but I didn't have enough self control for that to work for me so I pretty much stopped playing and have been happier for it.

[bisonbison]

Sorry, I meant to say - how many 5 year old married asian chicks do you think Russel Crowe could beat up?

[deacsoft]

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Sorry, I meant to say - how many 5 year old married asian chicks do you think Russel Crowe could beat up?

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All of them?

[Inthacup]

yes yes. good to have you back. You're one of my favorite 2+2ers.

[bisonbison]

Thanks duder. I really do appreciate it.

[Jack of Arcades]

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Sorry, I meant to say - how many 5 year old married asian chicks do you think Russel Crowe could beat up?

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And how many of them could Woody Allen have sex with?

[nothumb]

I would also like to join the bandwagon swinging from bison's nuts and say "Welcome back."

NT

[pokerdirty]

does this mean Dear Bison will be back for Jan 06?

[tolbiny]

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PJN,

I missed you too. Of course it's fine to laugh at me high. I'd never smoked more than twice in a month until this fall, and now? Let's just say I'm doing some stuff I missed out on in my early to mid-20s.

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Bison-
i never did acid during my college years, something i was thinking about trying the other day. You in?
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[IndieMatty]

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does this mean Dear Bison will be back for Jan 06?

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He'll probably get around to it in February...considering his new found hobby.

[pokerdirty]

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does this mean Dear Bison will be back for Jan 06?

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He'll probably get around to it in February...considering his new found hobby.

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I mean, when you get the munchies, that obviously comes first.

[B Dids]

I'm happy to see bison back, sad to see that he's got bad taste in Onyx songs.

[bisonbison]

Dude,

You think Mitch Hedberg is nothing but a poor man's Richard Wright. I think I'm happy to disagree with ye.

[miajag81]

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Dude,

You think Mitch Hedberg is nothing but a poor man's Richard Wright. I think I'm happy to disagree with ye.

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I assume you are talking about Steven Wright and not the Pink Floyd keyboardist or the African-American author.

[B Dids]

I'm just saying that most of their first two records own that song.

Plus I'm right about Hedberg dammit. Steven Wright is the king of the one liner.

[jason_t]

A few of us are trying to get in touch with on an urgent matter. How can we acheive this?

[B Dids]

Google Talk... DUH!

[Entity]

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I'm just saying that most of their first two records own that song.

Plus I'm right about Hedberg dammit. Steven Wright is the king of the one liner.

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You're wrong. Both are excellent in their own right.

Rob

[bisonbison]

I assume you are talking about Steven Wright and not the Pink Floyd keyboardist or the African-American author.

Yes. Not high.

[B Dids]

I've loved each and every one of Hedberg's jokes that were posted in here. He's a great writer. But evertime I've seen him preform (on TV) he's bothered me because while very good, it's hard to argue that he's not derritvative of Wright. (or perhaps they'll all derritative of somebody better, I could be wrong).

Yes, I am exactly this defensive. That and I'm on vacation at my folk's place, I've already played my 6 hands for the day, and boredom is starting to sink in

[bisonbison]

(or perhaps they'll all derritative of somebody better, I could be wrong

One-line comics that are actually good are like good knuckleball pitchers. You appreciate when they come along, and you don't worry so much about Wilhelm v. Neikro.