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radek2166
12-27-2005, 11:49 PM
ANyone ever hit a married woman? If so How did it go?

TimM
12-28-2005, 12:26 AM
A long, long time ago. I was 23 she was 27. I saw her once a week for a couple of months. Toward the end I was stupid and forgot something in her car, and her husband found it. She had to lie her way out of that one, and was pissed about it, but we still met up a couple more times. Then she told me she was starting to fall in love with me - this after she lectured me the first time about how she was not going to become my girlfriend or anything like that. So after that I had to stop seeing her.

HopeydaFish
12-28-2005, 12:28 AM
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A long, long time ago. I was 23 she was 27. I saw her once a week for a couple of months. Toward the end I was stupid and forgot something in her car, and her husband found it. She had to lie her way out of that one, and was pissed about it, but we still met up a couple more times. Then she told me she was starting to fall in love with me - this after she lectured me the first time about how she was not going to become my girlfriend or anything like that. So after that I had to stop seeing her.

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This is pretty standard. It's not worth getting involved with the married ones. Too much risk, and not enough reward. Plus, do you want to be the type of guy who will screw another guy's wife?

12-28-2005, 12:31 AM
Yes. Just tonight.

And last Thursday.

radek2166
12-28-2005, 12:31 AM
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Plus, do you want to be the type of guy who will screw another guy's wife?

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WHo me?

HopeydaFish
12-28-2005, 12:31 AM
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Yes. Just tonight.

And last Thursday.

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It doesn't count if *you're* the one who's married to her. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

jba
12-28-2005, 12:32 AM
i've watched two very very good friends be crushed by their wives' cheating on them. don't know if I could get that out of my mind..

TimM
12-28-2005, 12:34 AM
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Yes. Just tonight.

And last Thursday.

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It doesn't count if *you're* the one who's married to her. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Did you miss the part about how he [censored] her twice in a seven day period? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

utmt40
12-28-2005, 12:36 AM
-EV

radek2166
12-28-2005, 12:39 AM
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Yes. Just tonight.

And last Thursday.

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It doesn't count if *you're* the one who's married to her. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Did you miss the part about how he [censored] her twice in a seven day period? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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NH sir!!!

12-28-2005, 12:44 AM
No, I'm married.

She just lost a bet.

Harv72b
12-28-2005, 12:59 AM
I've broken up two marriages. Sometimes I'm proud of that; usually not.

From my experience, anyway, the problem is that the married women generally aren't just looking for a fling on the side. They're having problems with their marriage and are looking for someone new, and will latch on pretty quickly & solidly.

Either that, or I really am as good in the sack as I think I am.

12-28-2005, 01:05 AM
I have murdered three of the four cleaning ladies I've hired.

Sometimes I'm proud of that, sometimes I'm not.

TimM
12-28-2005, 01:06 AM
I'll chalk mine up to youthful indiscretion, I won't do it again, even though the opportunity has arisen a few times after. It sucks because I would be so good at getting married women. Basically you just use the opposite of the Dr. Dom strategy. I'm a natural. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 01:09 AM
I made out with a woman who turned out to be married at a company function.

It turned out that my manager was watching. And his manager.

When she told me she was married, I walked away, cause I've been cheated on and don't want to ever be that guy. So, uh, overall I'd give the experience a B+.

A_C_Slater
12-28-2005, 01:14 AM
bison!

You're back /images/graemlins/heart.gif

I would never cheat on you.

Luv2DriveTT
12-28-2005, 01:49 AM
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I made out with a woman who turned out to be married at a company function.

It turned out that my manager was watching. And his manager.

When she told me she was married, I walked away, cause I've been cheated on and don't want to ever be that guy. So, uh, overall I'd give the experience a B+.

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slickpoppa
12-28-2005, 01:52 AM
Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

wacki
12-28-2005, 01:53 AM
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ANyone ever hit a married woman? If so How did it go?

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Pretty well, at least her husband thought so while he held her hand.

Luv2DriveTT
12-28-2005, 02:00 AM
I used to date a woman who is a lingerie designer. I left her for a much younger girl like 9 years ago, she was crushed. Time marches on and she gets married, opens a ton of stores (including a very well known one in Vegas) with her husband, and another one in NYC. She gets a part-time place in NY, calls me up and takes me out for drinks. As I'm saying goodnight she says "kiss me, its been too long since I've had a real man". I am hesitant, but I said what the hell... I haven't been with her since that day, but I have heard she broke up with her husband because she was cheating on him with the guy who built the Mandalay Bay. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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kyro
12-28-2005, 02:54 AM
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I made out with a woman who turned out to be married at a company function.

It turned out that my manager was watching. And his manager.

When she told me she was married, I walked away, cause I've been cheated on and don't want to ever be that guy. So, uh, overall I'd give the experience a B+.

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Welcome back. Awesome post.

12-28-2005, 04:28 AM
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Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

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What if you have done everything but incertion and she spills the news as you are about to stick it in? Do you stop or continue?

FieryJustice
12-28-2005, 04:34 AM
very -EV...especially when you are friends with the guy.

Vavavoom
12-28-2005, 05:00 AM
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Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

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Hmmm....It take two to Tango in my opinion....

The only one I can think of off the top of my head was :

I was in Majorca on a football tour..There was a hen party staying in the same hotel as us....

I ended up at 5am chatting to one of the women, She was telling me about her kids (3 yrs & 18 months)....She was coming onto me....She told me that the only man she had ever been with was her husband (She had been married to him 14 years & she was 32)....That about sealed it for me....I didn't [censored] her....Did everything but nail her....Although she was begging me to !

I am a scumbag..????...I reckon 50% of all the girls I have hooked up with in my life have had a boyfriend....Several have been engaged...and some have been living with their boyfriends....

So am I a scumbag......Nope.....Lifes too short to worry about what people think about me...I just go with the flow and if that means mowing someone elses lawn then I'll live with the consequences....

Regards

Vavavoom

12-28-2005, 06:05 AM
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-EV

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Unless they're poly and you're open about it.

12-28-2005, 06:09 AM
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Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

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Hmmm....It take two to Tango in my opinion....

The only one I can think of off the top of my head was :

I was in Majorca on a football tour..There was a hen party staying in the same hotel as us....

I ended up at 5am chatting to one of the women, She was telling me about her kids (3 yrs & 18 months)....She was coming onto me....She told me that the only man she had ever been with was her husband (She had been married to him 14 years & she was 32)....That about sealed it for me....I didn't [censored] her....Did everything but nail her....Although she was begging me to !

I am a scumbag..????...I reckon 50% of all the girls I have hooked up with in my life have had a boyfriend....Several have been engaged...and some have been living with their boyfriends....

So am I a scumbag......Nope.....Lifes too short to worry about what people think about me...I just go with the flow and if that means mowing someone elses lawn then I'll live with the consequences....

Regards

Vavavoom

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Nah, you aren't a scumbag, your a pimp baby! WTG!

radek2166
12-28-2005, 06:45 AM
The line between scumbag and pimp seems thin. Sorta like beauty its in the eye of beholder.

12-28-2005, 06:49 AM
Listen, it isn't like he is going around looking for married and non-single women and trying to have sex with them. Most of the time they are probably just really upset with their relationship or just permiscuous girls perhaps and are out on the town.

I am not even considering the fact that the women he is talking about have relationships. That is a problem they have and need to deal with. And I do not think you should knowingly go out with someone in a relationship unless you both love eachother in which case the girl should break up with the old mate.

Blarg
12-28-2005, 06:58 AM
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The line between scumbag and pimp seems thin. Sorta like beauty its in the eye of beholder.

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Morality is in the eye of the beholder, then.

Truth is, most of us have our "on paper" values, and maybe we even believe in them really strongly as long as it's all just on paper. But in real life, when we're actually tested, those often go flying right out the window and way over the bleachers. Home run!

radek2166
12-28-2005, 07:12 AM
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The line between scumbag and pimp seems thin. Sorta like beauty its in the eye of beholder.

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Morality is in the eye of the beholder, then.

Truth is, most of us have our "on paper" values, and maybe we even believe in them really strongly as long as it's all just on paper. But in real life, when we're actually tested, those often go flying right out the window and way over the bleachers. Home run!

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Agreed

JayLear
12-28-2005, 08:32 AM
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So am I a scumbag......Nope.....Lifes too short to worry about anybody else besides me...I just go with the flow and if that means mowing someone elses lawn then I'll live with the consequences....

Regards

Vavavoom

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Pure class...

12-28-2005, 08:39 AM
if your main reason for wanting to have sex with a woman is because she's married, then you MIGHT be an [censored].

Other than that... well um...

I'm hungry

Vavavoom
12-28-2005, 08:50 AM
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So am I a scumbag......Nope.....Lifes too short to worry about anybody else besides me...I just go with the flow and if that means mowing someone elses lawn then I'll live with the consequences....

Regards

Vavavoom

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Pure class...

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If you are going to fix my posts....please do so intelligently...

You don't know anything about me....Read the first line of my post....She knew what she was doing....Do I feel bad about it....No....So why should you get on my case...

We live in a society where people believe the grass is greener on the other side...I have had several girlfriends with whom I always remained faithful...So I have integrity....What I don't have though is time for people who have something good and let it go to waste....I'll admit, I am very good at listening and can pick up signs that someone is unhappy....I don't take advantage of girls and never have....If I deemed attractive by someone that is unhappy then so be it....Just because they are married, doesn't mean that I'm a scumbag.......IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO !!!!

This thread was about "Tapping Married Women"....I made a post about it...Don't change it to make me out to be something that I am quite clearly not....

Regards

Vavavoom (Class Personified)

Aces McGee
12-28-2005, 10:09 AM
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IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO

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Just because she's guilty as well, it doesn't mean that you yourself aren't, too.

I'm not calling you a scumbag, just pointing out what I consider to be a flaw in your line of defense.

-McGee

TomCollins
12-28-2005, 10:32 AM
I don't have a problem with sleeping with a married woman. I do have a problem with getting shot. Usually a bad idea. Make sure he lives far far away if you do it.

Dominic
12-28-2005, 11:08 AM
maried women are great for casual sex - that's usually all they're looking for, too - a quick romp in the hay. They also sometimes want to "experiment" with acts they have yet to try as a married woman, so they're usually up for some pretty freaky stuff, too.

Just do NOT start "dating" a married woman. Tap it. That's it. No dinners, no dates, no activities that do not include sex.

Thanks to the internet, finding horny married chicks is a piece of cake.

12-28-2005, 11:27 AM
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Thanks to the internet, finding horny married chicks is a piece of cake.

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Before the internet, the most prominent way to find them was to go to your local military town after the soldiers were deployed somewhere and hit up the soldiers wives at the bars...or so ive heard...


MDoranD

12-28-2005, 11:59 AM
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So am I a scumbag......Nope.....Lifes too short to worry about anybody else besides me...I just go with the flow and if that means mowing someone elses lawn then I'll live with the consequences....

Regards

Vavavoom

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Pure class...

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If you are going to fix my posts....please do so intelligently...

You don't know anything about me....Read the first line of my post....She knew what she was doing....Do I feel bad about it....No....because I like taking advantage of people who are making a potentially life changing mistake...


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FYP

ononimo
12-28-2005, 12:15 PM
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Just because they are married, doesn't mean that I'm a scumbag.......IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO !!!!

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i don't have a dog in this fight at all (live and let live and all of that) but, to me, "it takes two to tango" suggests that both of you are scumbags.

in all seriousness, the married person obviously bears the most "moral blame" when they cheat (since they are the one who pledged an oath of fidelity) but i don't think the unmarried person, assuming they know they are sleeping with a married person, is blameless.

slickpoppa
12-28-2005, 12:21 PM
Maybe I should revise my statement. Banging a married woman may not mean that you are a scumbag for all intents and purposes, but it is certainly a scumbag act and not something to be proud of.

ChipWrecked
12-28-2005, 12:58 PM
I was at a beach bar once where a married woman from many states away (getting her groove on w/ her girlfriends) was bringing it hard to one of my buddies. She was ready to hit it in the sand just outside. God love 'im, he didn't take the bait. I do believe I would have done in his situation.

Isura
12-28-2005, 03:03 PM
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very -EV...especially when you are friends with the guy.

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That's just being a douche.

MrTrik
12-28-2005, 03:12 PM
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I don't have a problem with sleeping with a married woman. I do have a problem with getting shot. Usually a bad idea. Make sure he lives far far away if you do it.

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You sir are my new king of the obvious. I am electing you and will worship your obviousness for the coming 12 calendar months.

Usually a bad idea?? When is getting shot NOT a bad idea?

PocketJokers72
12-28-2005, 03:30 PM
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I don't have a problem with sleeping with a married woman. I do have a problem with getting shot. Usually a bad idea. Make sure he lives far far away if you do it.

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You sir are my new king of the obvious. I am electing you and will worship your obviousness for the coming 12 calendar months.

Usually a bad idea?? When is getting shot NOT a bad idea?

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When you are married to my wife....someone rent the gun, I'll spring for the bullet.

danzasmack
12-28-2005, 03:35 PM
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Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

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I'll side with you 100% on this - but what does this say about the girl?

ononimo
12-28-2005, 03:57 PM
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Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

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I'll side with you 100% on this - but what does this say about the girl?

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I believe that it's been established that "it takes two to tango".

soko
12-28-2005, 04:37 PM
Husbands fault for not keeping the biatch locked up.

The once and future king
12-28-2005, 05:09 PM
Only one that was in the process of getting a divorce.

However the good news is that anyone can shag Vavooms wife/GF with moral impunity.

Perhaps this would make a good crimson challenge?

1800GAMBLER
12-28-2005, 05:17 PM
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I am a scumbag..????

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Very easy, yes. Saying 'it takes two to tango' is stupid, just because she wants to be a scumbag does not mean you aren't a scumbag if you do it. You are both scumbags.

Do you pride yourself on potentially sperating her two children of 3 years and 18 months from their parents?

TomCollins
12-28-2005, 05:22 PM
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I am a scumbag..????

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Very easy, yes. Saying 'it takes two to tango' is stupid, just because she wants to be a scumbag does not mean you aren't a scumbag if you do it. You are both scumbags. Do you pride yourself on potentially sperating her two children of 3 years and 18 months from their parents?

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If she wasn't gonna sleep with you, she would have slept with someone else. It's like taking a gambling addicts money. I have no problem with that as well.

1800GAMBLER
12-28-2005, 05:22 PM
That is also stupid logic.

1. 'Someone else will do if i don't' is stupid.

2. This is NOT a situation in which 'if i don't, someone else will' because this chance may not happen again. In this case, on holiday, a hen night, 5am, desperate, easy guy with loose morals, drunk all these may never align again for her, gladly.

12-28-2005, 05:27 PM
This is a lovely thread to find, 2 hours after you find out your wife is currently seeing another man.

If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

Patrick del Poker Grande
12-28-2005, 05:29 PM
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This is a lovely thread to find, 2 hours after you find out your wife is currently seeing another man.

If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

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I recommend reviewing the crimes of passion laws in your state.

samjjones
12-28-2005, 05:29 PM
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This is a lovely thread to find, 2 hours after you find out your wife is currently seeing another man.

If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

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Is this a roundabout way to admitting you just shot your wife's lover?

12-28-2005, 05:31 PM
I didnt say I shot him, or I would shoot him. I simply said he deserves to be shot.

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 05:31 PM
If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

Maybe she's looking for a man who can spell 'caught' right.

12-28-2005, 05:32 PM
You can seriously go to hell. I liked being kicked when im down.

Dex
12-28-2005, 05:35 PM
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If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

Maybe she's looking for a man who can spell 'caught' right.

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Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 05:36 PM
You can seriously go to hell.

Woah there, captain anger. Your desire to shoot people for infidelity is admirably pitiful, but I've got a question: Why does it matter to you if your wife cheats on you?

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 05:38 PM
Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

Dex
12-28-2005, 05:42 PM
If any of you guys happen to be among those who stuck it in my ex-wife, I have one word for you:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7ontheline
12-28-2005, 05:44 PM
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You can seriously go to hell.

Woah there, captain anger. Your desire to shoot people for infidelity is admirably pitiful, but I've got a question: Why does it matter to you if your wife cheats on you?

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PocketJokers72
12-28-2005, 05:45 PM
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This is a lovely thread to find, 2 hours after you find out your wife is currently seeing another man.

If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

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God I wish I could catch my wife with another guy. Things would be so easy then.

Silver lining my friend. Unless you actually like her, then it sucks.

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 05:49 PM
It's a real question.

For some people, it's about the betrayal of trust. For others, the emotional abandonment. For others, the humiliation of being that guy who got cheated on.

The pain is pain, but the why is whether you want her to come back to you, never see you again or die a painful and humiliating death.

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 05:53 PM
God I wish I could catch my wife with another guy. Things would be so easy then.

Maybe you should get a divorce duder.

zephed
12-28-2005, 06:01 PM
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If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

Maybe she's looking for a man who can spell 'caught' right.

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This wasn't witty or funny, I don't know why you bothered to post this crap.

12-28-2005, 06:02 PM
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This is a lovely thread to find, 2 hours after you find out your wife is currently seeing another man.

If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

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God I wish I could catch my wife with another guy. Things would be so easy then.

Silver lining my friend. Unless you actually like her, then it sucks.

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Over/Under this relationship lasting 2 more weeks?

Im going under.

12-28-2005, 06:02 PM
If my wife cheats on me, I'm shooting EVERYBODY.


And then I'm going to the steakhouse.

PocketJokers72
12-28-2005, 06:08 PM
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God I wish I could catch my wife with another guy. Things would be so easy then.

Maybe you should get a divorce duder.

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easy to say..expensive to do...and has unfortunate consequences.

I love my kids more than I despise my wife...its a trade-off that I am consciously aware of.

Dex
12-28-2005, 06:09 PM
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Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

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I'm majoring in "I couldn't care less".

I enjoy your usual brand of smartass posting, but your comment flew beyond the smartass category and landed squarely in douchebag territory.

Welcome back, by the way. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

PocketJokers72
12-28-2005, 06:09 PM
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This is a lovely thread to find, 2 hours after you find out your wife is currently seeing another man.

If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

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God I wish I could catch my wife with another guy. Things would be so easy then.

Silver lining my friend. Unless you actually like her, then it sucks.

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Over/Under this relationship lasting 2 more weeks?

Im going under.

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Do you have some 'insider information' that makes this a lock-wager? Do share!

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 06:10 PM
This wasn't witty or funny, I don't know why you bothered to post this crap.

I felt that the triviality of my proposed reason for her infidelity would stand in stark contrast to the actual gravity of the offense, and that this imbalance would strike some as preposterous.

It had the added benefit of laying the fault for her actions on an inconsequential failing of his, relieving her of any agency or responsibility for her actions, as well as giving implicit approval of her solution (cheating) to a problem in their relationship (his spelling).

Does that make sense?

diebitter
12-28-2005, 06:11 PM
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This wasn't witty or funny, I don't know why you bothered to post this crap.

I felt that the triviality of my proposed reason for her infidelity would stand in stark contrast to the actual gravity of the offense, and that this imbalance would strike some as preposterous.

It had the added benefit of laying the fault for her actions on an inconsequential failing of his, relieving her of any agency or responsibility for her actions, as well as giving implicit approval of her solution (cheating) to a problem in their relationship (his spelling).

Does that make sense?

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zephed
12-28-2005, 06:15 PM
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This wasn't witty or funny, I don't know why you bothered to post this crap.

I felt that the triviality of my proposed reason for her infidelity would stand in stark contrast to the actual gravity of the offense, and that this imbalance would strike some as preposterous.

It had the added benefit of laying the fault for her actions on an inconsequential failing of his, relieving her of any agency or responsibility for her actions, as well as giving implicit approval of her solution (cheating) to a problem in their relationship (his spelling).

Does that make sense?

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Yeah. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I just feel bad for the guy.

zephed
12-28-2005, 06:16 PM
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This wasn't witty or funny, I don't know why you bothered to post this crap.

I felt that the triviality of my proposed reason for her infidelity would stand in stark contrast to the actual gravity of the offense, and that this imbalance would strike some as preposterous.

It had the added benefit of laying the fault for her actions on an inconsequential failing of his, relieving her of any agency or responsibility for her actions, as well as giving implicit approval of her solution (cheating) to a problem in their relationship (his spelling).

Does that make sense?

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It was funny till you explained why /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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No, it wasn't.

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 06:23 PM
I just feel bad for the guy.

Oh, I do too. I said on page 1 of this thread that I've been cheated on (3+ years into a relationship - wheeeeeeeee), and of course my comment was unfair. And?

12-28-2005, 06:29 PM
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maried women are great for casual sex - that's usually all they're looking for, too - a quick romp in the hay. They also sometimes want to "experiment" with acts they have yet to try as a married woman, so they're usually up for some pretty freaky stuff, too.

Just do NOT start "dating" a married woman. Tap it. That's it. No dinners, no dates, no activities that do not include sex.

Thanks to the internet, finding horny married chicks is a piece of cake.

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I want to be you when I grow up.

masse75
12-28-2005, 07:17 PM
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Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

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I'll side with you 100% on this - but what does this say about the girl?

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Well, if it was a Lifetime movie, it'd say that she's "finding herself."

In real life, it says, "You whore, get out of my house."

Chief911
12-28-2005, 07:38 PM
[ QUOTE ]
If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

Maybe she's looking for a man who can spell 'caught' right.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh come on, that comment was priceless.

Nick

JayLear
12-28-2005, 09:23 PM
[ QUOTE ]
If you are going to fix my posts....please do so intelligently...

You don't know anything about me....Read the first line of my post....She knew what she was doing....Do I feel bad about it....No....So why should you get on my case...

We live in a society where people believe the grass is greener on the other side...I have had several girlfriends with whom I always remained faithful...So I have integrity....What I don't have though is time for people who have something good and let it go to waste....I'll admit, I am very good at listening and can pick up signs that someone is unhappy....I don't take advantage of girls and never have....If I deemed attractive by someone that is unhappy then so be it....Just because they are married, doesn't mean that I'm a scumbag.......IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO !!!!

This thread was about "Tapping Married Women"....I made a post about it...Don't change it to make me out to be something that I am quite clearly not....

Regards

Vavavoom (Class Personified)

[/ QUOTE ]

You sat there and posted about how this woman told you she was married for 14 years, and you ended up nailing her. She even told you about her kids. That, my classy friend, is having little or no regard for other people -- as I corrected your post to read. My argument certainly is not to absolve the other scumbag of any responsibilty here, but she's not the one on an internet message board bragging about it.

You made a decision that could negatively affect 4 people other than yourself, including 2 kids that had no choice in the matter, just so you could get your dick wet. That's the epitomy of scumbag.

I'm sick and tired of people that make abysmal choices and then conveniently relieve themselves of any culpability. I'm sure you go to bed every night with a clear conscience. Good for you. You're very good at "listening", and "picking up signs that someone is unhappy". And you use that magnificent gifts to pork married women. But that's not taking advantage of anybody? Perhaps you should include those skills on your resume...I'm sure they'll serve you well elsewhere.

MonkeeMan
12-28-2005, 09:25 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If you get cought with a married woman, you deserve to be shot. The End.

Maybe she's looking for a man who can spell 'caught' right.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh come on, that comment was priceless.

Nick

[/ QUOTE ]

FYI, priceless and worthless are not synonyms.

bisonbison
12-28-2005, 09:36 PM
FYI, priceless and worthless are not synonyms.

You disagree with him, so he must have been confused about his word choice. Zing!

MonkeeMan
12-28-2005, 09:51 PM
[ QUOTE ]
FYI, priceless and worthless are not synonyms.

You disagree with him, so he must have been confused about his word choice. Zing!

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea, I should have just said you made a [censored] comment.
Happy?

uw_madtown
12-28-2005, 10:05 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

[/ QUOTE ]

God I've missed bison humor. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

12-28-2005, 10:09 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about sex within a marriage

TimM
12-28-2005, 10:10 PM
I'm an atheist, but this seems appropriate:

Let he who is without sin...

Brain
12-28-2005, 10:14 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

[/ QUOTE ]

God I've missed bison humor. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Ditto...and I'd have made that "cought" comment too because I'm a spelling nazi. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Brain
12-28-2005, 10:17 PM
I've done it too. I was in college, did it two Saturdays at her office. Wasn't very good, she just kinda laid there. The cleaning lady walked in on us the second day and she was much better afterwards. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Vavavoom
12-28-2005, 10:54 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If you are going to fix my posts....please do so intelligently...

You don't know anything about me....Read the first line of my post....She knew what she was doing....Do I feel bad about it....No....So why should you get on my case...

We live in a society where people believe the grass is greener on the other side...I have had several girlfriends with whom I always remained faithful...So I have integrity....What I don't have though is time for people who have something good and let it go to waste....I'll admit, I am very good at listening and can pick up signs that someone is unhappy....I don't take advantage of girls and never have....If I deemed attractive by someone that is unhappy then so be it....Just because they are married, doesn't mean that I'm a scumbag.......IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO !!!!

This thread was about "Tapping Married Women"....I made a post about it...Don't change it to make me out to be something that I am quite clearly not....

Regards

Vavavoom (Class Personified)

[/ QUOTE ]

You sat there and posted about how this woman told you she was married for 14 years, and you ended up nailing her. She even told you about her kids. That, my classy friend, is having little or no regard for other people -- as I corrected your post to read. My argument certainly is not to absolve the other scumbag of any responsibilty here, but she's not the one on an internet message board bragging about it.

You made a decision that could negatively affect 4 people other than yourself, including 2 kids that had no choice in the matter, just so you could get your dick wet. That's the epitomy of scumbag.

I'm sick and tired of people that make abysmal choices and then conveniently relieve themselves of any culpability. I'm sure you go to bed every night with a clear conscience. Good for you. You're very good at "listening", and "picking up signs that someone is unhappy". And you use that magnificent gifts to pork married women. But that's not taking advantage of anybody? Perhaps you should include those skills on your resume...I'm sure they'll serve you well elsewhere.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow...

I am amazed.....JayLear if you had read my first post I said I didn't nail her but that was the closest I had come....

I'm glad that I have got everyone thinking about whether its right or wrong.....Jeez - I was 18/19 at the time....

I'm going to bed now...but at work tomorrow I will sit down an address this thread correctly....and reply once again...

12-28-2005, 11:32 PM
Check this out. Might make you think twice.

Husband Not Like Other Man (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/headless.asp)

1800GAMBLER
12-28-2005, 11:44 PM
It was pretty obvious you would take the 'i didn't nail her' route out of this to keep yourself clear, but it's a [censored] route. I'm sure when she cries the words, 'BUT I ONLY DID EVERYTHING BUT SEX' to her husband he will be very forgiving because of the huge difference that makes. He will probably even change his mind about moving out with the 18 months old baby and 3 year old child.

The 'i was 18!' arguement is also stupid. There are a million hugely important decisions that you consciously make at 18.

Vavavoom
12-29-2005, 05:24 AM
Right, I have read through this post:

Aces Mcgee : I never said I wasn't guilty....However much of a scumbag I am, it wasn't one-way....

Ckessel : I'm sure its not a life changing mistake and if it is then it didn't take too much.....Ultimately it had been a long time coming...

Slickpoppa : I didn't sleep with this married woman...However, I think a scumbag act is a bit harsh for what is actually occurring...

The Once & Future King : [ QUOTE ]
Only one that was in the process of getting a divorce.

However the good news is that anyone can shag Vavooms wife/GF with moral impunity.

Perhaps this would make a good crimson challenge?


[/ QUOTE ]

Firstly, I believe that I if a woman cheats on her husband, its because she's unhappy....I'll give u a clue that up until now, I've yet to have managed to make a girl that I'm dating etc unhappy.... Not saying that it won't happen...But until it does, I'll go with the fact that I'm a good judge of character and not a selfish person.....

1800Gambler : I'll say it takes "2 to tango" all day long...Its not stupid and it applies to this situation perfectly....I don't go out looking for married women...This situation occurred once after a slightly bizarre set of events....

TomCollins : [ QUOTE ]
If she wasn't gonna sleep with you, she would have slept with someone else. It's like taking a gambling addicts money. I have no problem with that as well.

[/ QUOTE ] I totally agree with you....

Warsaw : I'm sorry to hear that you have gone through this situation, but you have to ask yourself some questions I feel....She is not totally at fault here....U must have done something along the way to cause her to be unfaithful....

Bison : [ QUOTE ]
For others, the humiliation of being that guy who got cheated on.

[/ QUOTE ] I think this has something to do with it as well...male pride is very fragile...Not being able to keep the one woman they have is very damaging to this pride...

1800Gambler : [ QUOTE ]
It was pretty obvious you would take the 'i didn't nail her' route out of this to keep yourself clear

[/ QUOTE ]
But I didn't nail her....If I had done, would that have made me an equal scumbag to the one I appear to be now? Hmmmm, because if thats the case then my only regret is that I didn't nail her there and then...

As for being 18, I wasn't saying it in the sense of I'm too young to make important decisions, I said it because when you are 18/19, and a 32 fairly attractive woman starts hitting on you, u don't make rational decisions when blind drunk/on holiday @ 5am...



After thinking about everything, I stand by what I have done. I think the people that are criticising me are those that possibly have relationships that are not as strong as they would like it to be.

Would I do it again, hell yeah! I'm a big believer in "that everything happens for a reason". However, the irony does not fail to amuse me on this website. We have possibly the most posted on thread in this forum regarding sleeping with random girls that we have befriended over the net and then posting about it and that gets more support as everyday goes on. Although I must admit, I am in full awe of this....

We are on a gambling website in which people routinely talk about targeting "The Fish" and breaking the loose cannon and taking all his/her money, and yet a guy going with a married woman is a massive taboo.

Dominic hit the nail on the head. These women are bored, they want affection, they want to be found attractive, they want to be desired.

Being married doesn't mean you get to switch off and everything will be alright! It means putting someone else ahead of you, and I get the feeling that most of the time a person in a marriage is unfaithful there is most likely a whole heap of stuff that is not immediately obvious.

Regards

Vavavoom

JayLear
12-29-2005, 09:02 AM
[ QUOTE ]
But I didn't nail her....If I had done, would that have made me an equal scumbag to the one I appear to be now? Hmmmm, because if thats the case then my only regret is that I didn't nail her there and then...

[/ QUOTE ]
The Bill Clinton defense...I see. Let me help you...yes, you'd have been an equal scumbag whether you nailed her or "did everything but.

[ QUOTE ]
As for being 18, I wasn't saying it in the sense of I'm too young to make important decisions, I said it because when you are 18/19, and a 32 fairly attractive woman starts hitting on you, u don't make rational decisions when blind drunk/on holiday @ 5am...

[/ QUOTE ]
And yet, you say repeatedly that you have no regret...


[ QUOTE ]
I think the people that are criticising me are those that possibly have relationships that are not as strong as they would like it to be.

[/ QUOTE ]
I've been happily married for over 10 years now. I can't imagine my relationship stronger. I do however have the inate ability to put myself in somebody else's shoes -- something I recommend you try -- and imagine how my actions will affect them. Also, I have two children, and it's easy for me to see how they're affected by what my wife and I say and do.

[ QUOTE ]
Would I do it again, hell yeah!

[/ QUOTE ]
This kind of puts a hole in your "when you are 18/19, and a 32 fairly attractive woman starts hitting on you, u don't make rational decisions when blind drunk/on holiday @ 5am" excuse...

[ QUOTE ]
We are on a gambling website in which people routinely talk about targeting "The Fish" and breaking the loose cannon and taking all his/her money, and yet a guy going with a married woman is a massive taboo.

[/ QUOTE ]
You're comparing apples to oranges here, no?

[ QUOTE ]
Dominic hit the nail on the head. These women are bored, they want affection, they want to be found attractive, they want to be desired.

[/ QUOTE ]
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night...doesn't make you less of a scumbag.

[ QUOTE ]
Being married doesn't mean you get to switch off and everything will be alright! It means putting someone else ahead of you, and I get the feeling that most of the time a person in a marriage is unfaithful there is most likely a whole heap of stuff that is not immediately obvious.

[/ QUOTE ]
This is exactly why you need to keep you dick in your pants when it comes to married women. Another persons marital problems are not your greenlight.

diebitter
12-29-2005, 09:19 AM
Jeez, this thread has turned into 'scapegoat' mode pretty well, huh.

A buncha guys who've had bad experiences or are scared of the potentials raised here ragging on one guy who's answering the OP.

Jeez, if you gotta bitch about it, try not to scapegoat one poster. It's lame.

EDIT: That's not to say the points raised are invalid. Far from it. It's just very tiresome for the points to be part of a ragging, when they stand just as well (in fact, better) alone.

chesspain
12-29-2005, 09:50 AM
[ QUOTE ]
This wasn't witty or funny, I don't know why you bothered to post this crap.

I felt that the triviality of my proposed reason for her infidelity would stand in stark contrast to the actual gravity of the offense, and that this imbalance would strike some as preposterous.

It had the added benefit of laying the fault for her actions on an inconsequential failing of his, relieving her of any agency or responsibility for her actions, as well as giving implicit approval of her solution (cheating) to a problem in their relationship (his spelling).

Does that make sense?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sometimes when I'm away from the game for a while I'll return and exhibit some ill-conceived Fancy Play Syndrome.

1800GAMBLER
12-29-2005, 11:30 AM
'A buncha guys who've had bad experiences or are scared of the potentials raised'

I haven't had a bad experience nor do i worry about bad experiences, i'm 20 and years away from marriage. Nor i am argueing a point through a scapegoat, i'm argueing directly at Vava points of 'i was 18!' and 'i didn't [censored] her', pretty direct arguement.

The reason it pisses me off is because of what JayLear said, 'I'm sick and tired of people that make abysmal choices'.

Some decisions you don't have all the information and the decision turns out to be bad, but when you made it, you made it to the best of your ability with the limited information you had, knowning there was a chance you may be wrong. No problem with this. revelant example, a guy picking his wife/gf/marriage then later she cheats.

However, decisions in which you have a lot of information and with this it's so easy to see it's a bad situation then doing it annoy me. This isn't field dependant, people making bad decisions about cheating, work, lifestyle etc, all annoy me equally.

Making the decision to bang a wife with children the main factors are how much you want sex and how guilty you will feel. Desperate people with little regard for other people will obviously be tapping it.

1800GAMBLER
12-29-2005, 11:33 AM
[ QUOTE ]
1800Gambler : I'll say it takes "2 to tango" all day long...Its not stupid and it applies to this situation perfectly....I don't go out looking for married women...This situation occurred once after a slightly bizarre set of events....

[/ QUOTE ]

YES, THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING ONCE AGAIN IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE TO HAVE SEX. BOY, I MUST LOOK SILLY DOING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS SEX. ... but that's not the point, i understand it takes two people to have sex! But you are using it as an excuse to clear yourself of any wrong doing.

SuitedSixes
12-29-2005, 11:43 AM
As someone who has had their wife "tapped" by someone else may I just say:

A) That should be a violation of the guy code.
B) Do you really want to get involved with someone who has shown the potential to be a disonest cheater.
C) I seriously think that this is asking for a karma taco with a side of refried misery.
D) There are so many other options, why hurt someone else, ruin a family, etc. etc etc.?

diebitter
12-29-2005, 11:46 AM
[ QUOTE ]
As someone who has had their wife "tapped" by someone else may I just say:

A) That should be a violation of the guy code.
B) Do you really want to get involved with someone who has shown the potential to be a disonest cheater.
C) I seriously think that this is asking for a karma taco with a side of refried misery.
D) There are so many other options, why hurt someone else, ruin a family, etc. etc etc.?

[/ QUOTE ]

Agree with these.

I like the new avatar, but I'm sure gonna miss your old avatar, SuitedSixes /images/graemlins/frown.gif

SuitedSixes
12-29-2005, 12:06 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I like the new avatar, but I'm sure gonna miss your old avatar, SuitedSixes /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

She will make a triumphant return.

zephed
12-29-2005, 12:42 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

[/ QUOTE ]

God I've missed bison humor. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Ditto...and I'd have made that "cought" comment too because I'm pretty sure no one has heard a lame spelling correction joke in awhile. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
FYP
There's another lame joke right back at ya.

AceHigh
12-29-2005, 01:26 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Anyone who knowingly hooks up with a married woman is a scumbag

[/ QUOTE ]

Hmmm....It take two to Tango in my opinion....

The only one I can think of off the top of my head was :

I was in Majorca on a football tour..There was a hen party staying in the same hotel as us....

I ended up at 5am chatting to one of the women, She was telling me about her kids (3 yrs & 18 months)....She was coming onto me....She told me that the only man she had ever been with was her husband (She had been married to him 14 years & she was 32)....That about sealed it for me....I didn't [censored] her....Did everything but nail her....Although she was begging me to !



[/ QUOTE ]

This clearly falls under the area code rule, so you should have shagged her rotten.

(area code rule - it's not cheating if you are outside of your area code and you are unlikely to ever see each other again)

drewjustdrew
12-29-2005, 01:42 PM
I think it's fair to say from this thread that there are many levels of morality, and the people with the less strict morals do not understand just how egregious their actions appear to those with more strict morals. Being one with more strict morals, I cannot speak for how the less strict view us.

BTW: I loved Bison's "caught" comment, given the extremely sensitive context in which it was used. For those who were appalled, get over it.

bisonbison
12-29-2005, 01:43 PM
Sometimes when I'm away from the game for a while I'll return and exhibit some ill-conceived Fancy Play Syndrome.

There's a thin line between being a playful bully and being an unrepentant ass. Most of the time, I care about that line, but sometimes an opportunity presents itself and I decide to suck it up and get mean.

pkrPlayerBr
12-29-2005, 03:13 PM
I have no morals. During the past 10 years, I must have [censored] at least 12 married women. These are women who have husbands who don't pay attention to them. They are selfish.

Believe me when I say I didn't have to do much to get these women. All I did was listen and say a few things which got them very interested in me. This is to show how unhappy they are in their current situation.

Mostly I would make sure they could talk to me, and after that I would make sure their dreams came true.

In any case I have no morals, but I feel that most women wouldn't cheat their husbands if they showed they cared a bit more. Paying attention to the women's needs is very important and must be done throughout any relationship.

12-29-2005, 03:16 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Paying attention to the women's needs is very important and must be done throughout any relationship

[/ QUOTE ]

How you would know such a thing boggles my mind.

pkrPlayerBr
12-29-2005, 03:45 PM
Women need to feel loved. You must do things out of the ordinary in order to keep them knowing you care. Take them out to somewhere interesting and new every month. Doing things during Valentine's, anniversaries, birthdays is expected, so out of nowhere pick a random day and surprise her. Don't let her do all the work, show interest, surprise her with flowers, chocolate or anything that springs up from your relationship with her. Make sure she is having fun while [censored] you. Take care of yourself physically and most important give a [censored] about what she has to say, even if it is boring.

drewjustdrew
12-29-2005, 03:58 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Women need to feel loved. You must do things out of the ordinary in order to keep them knowing you care. Take them out to somewhere interesting and new every month. Doing things during Valentine's, anniversaries, birthdays is expected, so out of nowhere pick a random day and surprise her. Don't let her do all the work, show interest, surprise her with flowers, chocolate or anything that springs up from your relationship with her. Make sure she is having fun while [censored] you. Take care of yourself physically and most important give a [censored] about what she has to say, even if it is boring.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you could have started with the "most important" part and that would have been sufficient. If a guy cannot do this with their wife, they might as well just quit.

astroglide
12-29-2005, 05:58 PM
gentlemen

please tone down the personal insults

12-29-2005, 06:23 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Women need to feel loved. You must do things out of the ordinary in order to keep them knowing you care. Take them out to somewhere interesting and new every month. Doing things during Valentine's, anniversaries, birthdays is expected, so out of nowhere pick a random day and surprise her. Don't let her do all the work, show interest, surprise her with flowers, chocolate or anything that springs up from your relationship with her. Make sure she is having fun while [censored] you. Take care of yourself physically and most important give a [censored] about what she has to say, even if it is boring.

[/ QUOTE ]


So you've been married, what......about 15 years? At least 10 I would hope.

pkrPlayerBr
12-29-2005, 06:36 PM
Hhahahaha I have been married twice and I have extensive experience with all sorts of different types of women.

I am now divorced because I keep on getting bored. I didn't say I don't have personal issues, probably created by my father who never married my mom; however, there is one thing I am sure of which is that I know how to treat a woman.

I manage to befriend all of them long after we break, and I continually get benefits with every one of my exes with no exceptions. I am either really good in bed or they must love how I treat them. I have to think it's the latter, haha.

ggbman
12-29-2005, 06:48 PM
[ QUOTE ]
You can seriously go to hell.

Woah there, captain anger. Your desire to shoot people for infidelity is admirably pitiful, but I've got a question: Why does it matter to you if your wife cheats on you?

[/ QUOTE ]

Regardless of what your intnetions where with this post, i think its pretty low and [censored], regardless of how much of an internet celebrity you think you are. Also, the guy found this out like 2 hours ago, i'm sure he's mad for a number of the reasons you go on the mention. You don't need to remind of it.

12-29-2005, 06:48 PM
Everybody knows how to treat a woman, in theory.

And temporarily.

bisonbison
12-29-2005, 07:28 PM
Regardless of what your intnetions where with this post, i think its pretty low and [censored]

This has all been covered. It was unfair and mean. That's why it was funny. There's no question that I could have responded differently. I saw the opportunity, decided that being funny to X degree was worth being unfair and mean to Y degree and posted.

I'm not interested in justifying my behavior and I haven't made any excuses or apologies in this thread for posting it, so I can't imagine what my occasionally refering to myself as an internet celebrity has to do with it.

I'm also not sure how exactly I reminded him of his wife's infidelity. He found out his wife had been cheating on him, and a couple of hours later he went on an internet forum and clicked on a thread called 'Tapping married women'.

Did I remind him that it was his fault? Well, insofar as you can remind someone of something that's false.

Brain
12-29-2005, 07:34 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

[/ QUOTE ]

God I've missed bison humor. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Ditto...and I'd have made that "cought" comment too because I'm pretty sure no one has heard a lame spelling correction joke in awhile. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
FYP
There's another lame joke right back at ya.

[/ QUOTE ]

I miss when FYPs were good. I wasn't making a joke, [censored]. Learn to read.

cdxx
12-29-2005, 07:41 PM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You can seriously go to hell.

Woah there, captain anger. Your desire to shoot people for infidelity is admirably pitiful, but I've got a question: Why does it matter to you if your wife cheats on you?

[/ QUOTE ]

Regardless of what your intnetions where with this post, i think its pretty low and [censored], regardless of how much of an internet celebrity you think you are. Also, the guy found this out like 2 hours ago, i'm sure he's mad for a number of the reasons you go on the mention. You don't need to remind of it.

[/ QUOTE ]

ggbman, i usually agree with you, but here are things i think anyone would need 2 hours after finding this [censored] out.

1. a stiff drink
2. a friend who will buy it for him
3. (optional) a gun, or in the case of the phone booth guy, a sharp knife.

here is a list of things he won't need.

1. play online games for money
2. read stupid [censored] online where people are sure to insult you
3. wander into a thread about the same [censored] that happened to him just 2 hours ago (you know, he *MIGHT* be reminded of something)

i think bison just about single-handedly made this thread fun, and it had nothing to do with being mean to the unfortunate guy with the wife.

zephed
12-29-2005, 09:52 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Wow, you just graduated from "smartass" to "douchebag".

You just flunked a class and will be repeating another year of 'I don't know who you are'.

[/ QUOTE ]

God I've missed bison humor. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Ditto...and I'd have made that "cought" comment too because I'm pretty sure no one has heard a lame spelling correction joke in awhile. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
FYP
There's another lame joke right back at ya.

[/ QUOTE ]

I miss when FYPs were good. I wasn't making a joke, [censored]. Learn to read.

[/ QUOTE ]
FYP's are rarely good. Jokes that correct someone's spelling or grammar are worse, and the idiots who are serious when they correct someone's grammar are worserer.

Dear Mr. Sensitive,
I was referring to the original lame joke. I'm certain that if any poster besides bison or diablo had made that joke, no one would have been mentioning how funny it was.

EDIT: No, I haven't tapped any married ass.

EDIT: Bison, I don't think the joke was bad because it was mean, in fact if it had been meaner I probably would have laughed.

uw_madtown
12-29-2005, 09:57 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Dear Mr. Sensitive,
I was referring to the original lame joke. I'm certain that if any poster besides bison or diablo had made that joke, no one would have been mentioning how funny it was.

[/ QUOTE ]

I dunno, man. If Peachy had made that joke, it would have been even funnier.

zephed
12-29-2005, 10:07 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Dear Mr. Sensitive,
I was referring to the original lame joke. I'm certain that if any poster besides bison or diablo had made that joke, no one would have been mentioning how funny it was.

[/ QUOTE ]

I dunno, man. If Peachy had made that joke, it would have been even funnier.

[/ QUOTE ]
Good call.

PokerBob
12-29-2005, 10:10 PM
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If any of you guys happen to be among those who stuck it in my ex-wife, I have one word for you:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the appropriate response for these guys is not "hahahahahahahaha", but rather "how does my dick taste?"

PokerBob
12-29-2005, 10:10 PM
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ANyone ever hit a married woman? If so How did it go?

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only with my fist.

DMBFan23
12-29-2005, 10:43 PM
I've never hooked up with a married woman.

But, to everyone who says that if you do that you're ruining a marraige...

don't you think the marraige was in trouble in the first place if she's gonna cheat on you, especially with some 18 year old dude she just met? I never liked the "homewrecker" label, cause it does in fact take two to tango. now that doesn't make anyone less wrong, but let's not give the 3rd party all the blame here.

12-29-2005, 11:07 PM
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I've never hooked up with a married woman.

But, to everyone who says that if you do that you're ruining a marraige...

don't you think the marraige was in trouble in the first place if she's gonna cheat on you, especially with some 18 year old dude she just met? I never liked the "homewrecker" label, cause it does in fact take two to tango. now that doesn't make anyone less wrong, but let's not give the 3rd party all the blame here.

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The blame would lay squarely on the wife's shoulders. No question. If somebody wants another guy, fine. Leave, then help yourself.

As for the guy, if he knows she's married (ESPECIALLY if they have kids), then he's a dick. Bottom line.

But the wife's still mainly to blame.