Name my girlfriend's fish!

[deacsoft]

That's right OOT. My girlfriend is asking for your help in naming her fish. I just got it for her for Christmas and she hasn't been able to come up with a name yet. It's a male Beta and has blue fins and a white(ish) body. She thanks you for your suggestions.

lancasteraus

[RRRRICK]

Jaws

[gorie]

gorie

harvey

[ChipWrecked]

Phil.

[pokerdirty]

Mr. Bubbles

Kwazar

[Blarg]

Scrappy
Behemoth
Bruiser
John Wayne Gacy
Leviathan
Moby Fish
Fido
Sea Biscuit

Chuck Norris or Beefstick

Can't go wrong with either

[Talk2BigSteve]

Fluffy.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Onefiftysix

[Warik]

Got her a Betta?

You're not keeping it in one of those little cups they are sold in are you? Bettas need at least a gallon or two or they will live short, miserable lives and die a slow painful death.

name: mr. fishy.

[Ogre]

Pants

[DalaiLama]

Shart or Fluffy

[DalaiLama]

or maybe Ms. Fluffy Shartpants

[Blarg]

Gloria Steinem

[Tilt]

Dory

[Matt Flynn]

Blumpkins.

[CrashPat]

Scud.

[ilya]

donkey hottie

[DcifrThs]

same that my gf named the fish she got me:

tsunami.

Barron

[Cumulonimbus]

Cumulo

OR

Nimbus


I want to be it's daddy.

[Senor Cardgage]

Papa Smurf
Bubble Man

[Mayhap]

Tarheel

[chesspain]

Omega3

[Crveballin]

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Papa Smurf


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Damn you beat me to it.

Rottencrotch

As in, "Hey, have you seen my girlfriends fishy Rottencrotch"



No offense to you or Mrs. Soft. It just popped into twisted little pea brain.

[rory]

Lunch.

[Cancer Merchant]

Stinky

[runner4life7]

waddles because if its a cool name for a penguin, its good enough for a fish.

[roxtar]

killer

[Crveballin]

Rocky

[Ken_AA]

clearly....

deacsoft

Ken

[KaneKungFu123]

Zeebo

[jedi]

Varkyoni

Bruce

[KaneKungFu123]

HairyCunt

[censored][censored]

[poker-penguin]

Wanda

[OtisTheMarsupial]

Otis

[beenben]

Betas don't last long. why bother?

Pedro or Pepe

[Reef]

little Timmy

Gamma

[Schwartzy61]

PICKLES

Based on the color description: Peacock

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Chicks dig the name Bartlett for a fish. Do it.

[Warik]

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Betas don't last long. why bother?

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The main reason they don't last long is because they are typically poorly kept. Pet stores keep them in little cups because it is expensive to house them properly and so that customers are more likely to buy them on impulse. Customers take the poor things home thinking they can thrive in that little cup and wonder why their beloved fishy always looks sick and dies within 3-6 months.

A properly cared for Betta in a properly sized home can easily live 3-5 years. Same deal with goldfish and other types of fish who are incorrectly perceived as pets with short lifespans.

[Shajen]

Captain Horatio Betram Sillerson

Or Hobo for short.

[kpnuts]

Sushi

[smiely]

Sushi
(yes, I used to have a betta named Sushi)

Edit: heh, too slow with what I thought was an original name /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Crveballin]

I hear ya on the up keep of fish. I have about 250 gallons of fish tanks going right now. I hate seeing the Beta's in the small potted plant vase. They should atleast get a 10 gallon tank with a small filter.

[UncleSalty]

ibetui2tle

[Georgia Avenue]

Ootie.

[DrSavage]

Klaus.
http://www.fox.com/americandad/images/bio-klaus.jpg

[Biggle10]

My friend in college had a fish named 87 Ford Thunderbird? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Skipbidder]

Bob, Lord of Fish
Jigglybits
Agamemnon
Bullwinkle J. Fish

[2+2 wannabe]

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clearly....

deacsoft

Ken

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this took a lot longer than I thought it would

[pokerdirty]

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That's right OOT. My girlfriend is asking for your help in naming her fish. I just got it for her for Christmas and she hasn't been able to come up with a name yet. It's a male Beta and has blue fins and a white(ish) body. She thanks you for your suggestions.

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Well, what have you/she/we decided on?

[deacsoft]

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Well, what have you/she/we decided on?

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She's been gone all day. I'll have her look them over as soon as she gets home.

[diebitter]

Am I too late with 'Osama'?

And is it a big fish?
Caligula used to have large fish with pierced gillslits so they had earrings. That would be very cool. And you could call it 'Tiffany's'.

[J_V]

CashmereJack
SzanPanie

Sexual Chocolate.

[Georgia Avenue]

I got another one:

the David

[rmattman]

Admiral Nimitz

[TiK]

I had a Beta for 2 years when I lived in New Orleans. He was named Cassius (a la Cassius Clay) being that he was a fighting fish. We kept him in a fish bowl. We never changed the water, although we would add to it from the Brita as the water level dropped. The bowl itself wasn't that big and we were surprised that it lasted as long as it did. It was still going strong, until I had someone fishsit for me and his roommate's friend killed it (one night when he was wasted, he wondered if fish get drunk). Anyway, they definitely last long enough to be given a name. We used to buy little feeder fish from the store and put them in there with Cassius so he'd get to kick some ass.

I'm rambling. Enjoy the fish.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Why in the name of god would you buy your gf a friggin fish?

Name it Jihad.

[yoadrians]

Lollipop.

Alfredo.

Mr. Soprano.

[diebitter]

I can't believe it's not beta

[deacsoft]

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Why in the name of god would you buy your gf a friggin fish?

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Because she asked for one.

[deacsoft]

Alright she has reviewed the list and can't decide between three names. She was thrilled with the number of suggestions and thanks everyone for their input. Again she would like to turn to you for help breaking the tie.

[cdxx]

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I had someone fishsit for me and his roommate's friend killed it (one night when he was wasted, he wondered if fish get drunk).

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this thread just got a whole lot better.

kurosh

[Skipbidder]

There were some really good suggestions offered. None of them are featured in your poll.

[deacsoft]

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There were some really good suggestions offered. None of them are featured in your poll.

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I liked many of them. however, these were the three she selected and now can't decide upon.

[Drew16]

Dude
Royal Slammer
Waylon

[deacsoft]

With a grand total of 6 whole votes... Bruiser it is!