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deacsoft
12-27-2005, 10:22 PM
I can't remember it. It's something about a guy in resturant/bar, sandwiches, and hand-job(s). I can't remember the premise, but the punch-line is...
"Okay, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."

Any help here?

Ringo_Mojo
12-27-2005, 10:24 PM
THE ARISTOCRATS!

Senor Cardgage
12-27-2005, 10:24 PM
Quoted from a post (probably by a 12-year-old) on another message board:

"a man enters in a 10$ dance bar, and ask the woman if she is the one soing blowjobs. the girls answers yes, so the guy says ok wash your hands and make me a sandwich. lol"

jba
12-27-2005, 10:25 PM
guy walks into a bar, a sign says:

sandwiches: $5
handjobs: $10

he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says:

"are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?"
"yes"

....

Senor Cardgage
12-27-2005, 10:27 PM
[ QUOTE ]
guy walks into a bar, a sign says:

sandwiches: $5
handjobs: $10

he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says:

"are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?"
"yes"

....

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, this version makes much more sense.

deacsoft
12-27-2005, 10:30 PM
[ QUOTE ]
guy walks into a bar, a sign says:

sandwiches: $5
handjobs: $10

he see this hot slutty chick sitting behind the bar and says:

"are you the one in charge of giving handjobs?"
"yes"

....

[/ QUOTE ]

Thank you. I don't know why the [censored] that was bothering me so much.

deacsoft
12-27-2005, 10:31 PM
Speaking of jokes... have we had a "post your joke" thread lately?

12-27-2005, 10:34 PM
ok, now I need help on one, which joke has the punchline:

Liquor?! I hardly even know her!

Macdaddy Warsaw
12-27-2005, 10:35 PM
Rectum! I destroyed 'em!

Similar, I guess, I don't know the joke behind this one either, but I bet they're close.

HamJam
12-27-2005, 10:50 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Rectum! Damn near killed 'em!

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know the joke either but have heard that punchline multiple times.

pudley4
12-27-2005, 11:47 PM
Little Johnny had a foul mouth and his teacher always tried to correct him whenever possible. One day the class took a field trip to visit a farm, and Little Johnny and his buddy Billy ran off through the cornfield. The farmer had just finished harvesting the corn, and buddy Billy tripped and fell on a corncob, which got lodged up his butt. Johnny came running back and breathlessly told the teacher: "Teacher, teacher! Buddy Billy fell and got a corncob shoved up his ass!"
Teacher: "Johnny, it's 'rectum'"
Johnny: "Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em"